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Fast and Bulbous

IGNORE ME!

About Me

“How do you like me now?” The dumb bitch just kept repeating the phrase in her sleep as she wrapped herself in blankets. “How do you like me now?” I said as I followed them back to the tour bus. “How do you like me now?” A thin keening wail echoed over the roaring of the flames. “How do you like me now?” The old woman choked out as her life slipped away (She left her fortune to her lover, a jar of tomato sauce; her children never forgave her). “How do you like me now?” 01101010011000011101 (trans: I saw something nasty, please shut the door and hold me). “Like me now, how do you?” He started to say more, but she silenced him. “How do you like me now?” She continued in a sad voice: “I’m a pretty princess.” A spiderweb hung across its top, t’gikk tee too gurrruk’k’kookooo! “HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?!?” It was a reasonable question, but I couldn’t answer with cock shoved down my throat.

how do you like me now?


-Virus MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Nothing. Originality is dead. Recycling is the new art. Your tuition is going up because we bend forks.

I'd like to meet:

you, me . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (and this sexy individual)

Music:

When somebody says "I like everything but country" he or she is really saying "I don't really like music enough to think about it and find something good." Now, I can list every band I've heard of to appeal to some desire for acceptance through shared experiences or as a pretentious method of listing things that I believe make me unique or I can admit, openly and semi-anonymously that I am not real. I am a profile. I am defined by keywords. Do I cease to exist when I stop dropping names? Or does that only happen at 5AM when I've had a bit to drink?

Television:

Turn of the idiot box, please.

My Blog

Strain 29.5 - Jetsetting with Grandma

That's right, got a new mix done. Go check it out at my music page:www.myspace.com/virusgenius
Posted by Fast and Bulbous on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 04:00:00 PST

Virus Music on Myspace!!!

   Ya heard me...go check it out:www.myspace.com/virusgeniusI'll try to update it frequently and I should have a new mix to post up there within a week.
Posted by Fast and Bulbous on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 05:39:00 PST

Global Grandma

Virus RecordsStrain 35/2007Global GrandmaMerna's CD01-Global_Grandma.mp3 25:45.2802-International_Interlude.mp3 26:16.4403-Transcontinental_Transfusion.mp3 22:57.69All tracks arranged by Virus from...
Posted by Fast and Bulbous on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 12:13:00 PST

Download Virus Records

Virus RecordsStrain 33/2006Batman's CodpieceAqeel's CD01 Batman's Codpiece 25:3502 The Lazarus Pit 13:1803 Mista J 16:5004 Scarecrow 18:19All tracks mixed and remixed by...
Posted by Fast and Bulbous on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:54:00 PST

The Moon is Disgusting, It's Made of Cheese

That1Guy>Buckethead. Not only did he invent and construct his primary instrument, the magic pipe, he also plugged a quarter inch jack into a saw and into the magic boot, a fucking cowboy boot! Also, ...
Posted by Fast and Bulbous on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 10:20:00 PST

why?

I am only here so that I can procrastinate and feed my ego.  To that end, tonight I would like to inform those of you that actually read this that in exactly 188 hours, I will be within sneezing ...
Posted by Fast and Bulbous on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 07:24:00 PST

meh.

--> --> -->ColorQuiz.com code-->Virus took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test!"Desires a tranquil, peaceful state of harmony offe..."Click here to read the rest of the results. --> --> -->End Co...
Posted by Fast and Bulbous on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 02:06:00 PST

Make a declarative statement [period]

After all, what else is blogging for?  At night I try to sleep and I waste time thinking about things.  Can you believe that? Thinking! Me....using my brain.  It's depressing. Anyway, t...
Posted by Fast and Bulbous on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:21:00 PST

Everybody's doing it...

Everbody on the tv, at least. A list. You know, them listses of things to do before you die. Then, upon completion, one can die happy. Organization is important.  It provides a false sense of pur...
Posted by Fast and Bulbous on Mon, 15 May 2006 05:58:00 PST

We are so lame...

I feel like having an EgoSpace profile is merely an excercise in crapping up the screen with words and images in a way that is totally displeasing to the viewer.  Seriously, look at these profile...
Posted by Fast and Bulbous on Wed, 10 May 2006 06:15:00 PST