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Destroyed...wrist

Holy Crip, It's a Crapple! (you know who you is bitch)

About Me

If you're lucky enough to meet me, I'm the most awesome Bong. Some people like me and I hope that I meet more people to bask in my glory. Ha, this is only a mediocre attempt to make me feel better. Wanna try?

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My Interests

Happiness. An existance without annoyance. Iron Chef. Pleasuring myself and others in various forms and processes. tie dye pooches

I'd like to meet:

interesting people who don't have a lot of baggage, or if they do, then they're not willing to unload that baggage until they hit the terminal of the ever after.I need to learn how to do this

Music:

Death from Above 1979, Gogol Bordello, Tomahawk, Lovage, Sneaker Pimps, Poe, Ozomotli, Amon Tobin, Portishead, Garbage, The Cardigans, Sophie Ellis Baxter, Morcheeba, Shannon Wright, The Refused, Sparta, At the drive-in, The Mars Volta, Hank the 3rd, Dresden Dolls, Rasputina, Incubus, Handsome Boy Modeling School, The Sun, The White Stripes, Fanfare Ciocarlia, Sigur Ros, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Arctic Monkeys, Mike Patton, Ella Fitzgerald, Dinah Washington, Louie Armstrong, Nina Simone, Save Ferris, Dido, SKELETON KEY, Sugababes, Modest Mouse, Gorillaz, Iggy Pop, Brazilian Girls, David Bowie, Frou Frou, Jem, Goldfrapp, Manu Chao, DJ Krush, The Beatles,

Movies:

Hackers, The Last Unicorn, Alvin and the Chipmunks big adventure, Old Boy, X-men, The Goonies, Amelie, Debby Does Dallas, TransAmerica, A Tale of Two Sisters (The Korean film industry is fast and upcoming), Batman Begins, Big Trouble in Little China, Earth Girls are Easy,

Television:

Jem and the Rockers, Gummy Bears, House, Heroes, Eureka, Weeds, Big Bad Beetleborgs

Books:

Neil Gaiman, Anita Blake books, Merry Gentry, A Clockwork Orange, Terry Pratchett,

Heroes:

Amelie. The godfather of Piercing, Fakir Musafar. Morimoto. My little cousin. Batali. Anita Blake.

My Blog

i might have a broken wrist...

but you know what? i think i'm realizing how annoying it is to other peoplke to be down all the time. yes i know, it could be because i'm at home all the time and can spend a lot of time myself...but ...
Posted by Destroyed...wrist on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:36:00 PST

GODDAMN FUCKING DRUNKS

11:35PM I've just gotten off of work11:36PM I call the boyfriendBoyfriend-Hey I'm going to go out with Jessica after work and have 1 (stress this please) beer. I'll probably be back at the house in li...
Posted by Destroyed...wrist on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 12:15:00 PST

quick question...

is it fucked up to want to try out an old elementary school friend? Like you guys knew each other when you were like 5 years old?opinions?
Posted by Destroyed...wrist on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:41:00 PST

well look at that

    The Everything Test    There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests,     purity tests, stereotype tests, political ...
Posted by Destroyed...wrist on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:44:00 PST

my life is full of little chunks of shit

Sewage on the Highway A little bit of sewage spills up from a drain in the middle of the road.honestly, this has to be the worst thing i've seen happen to a guy ina long while....
Posted by Destroyed...wrist on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:44:00 PST

you know what would be awesome?

If I could shove a stick of dynamite up my fucking cunt and let it explode. I'd vote for internal bleeding and hemmorrhaging as well. I want to kill you all and bathe in your blood Elizabeth Bathory s...
Posted by Destroyed...wrist on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:16:00 PST

That1Guy and Buckethead

Whomever reads this and hasn't been to the State Theater tonight to watch Buckethead and That1Guy missed an awesome show. There were chickens, giraffes, crazy instruments, toys and people with buckets...
Posted by Destroyed...wrist on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 10:31:00 PST

You little Horsie!

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Posted by Destroyed...wrist on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 01:38:00 PST

raven is fat

you remember RAven from the cosby show?bitch got fatshe needs to lose weightnot saying I'm the most svelte, but damn, she seriously needs to lose weight and find a fashion consultant....
Posted by Destroyed...wrist on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 02:18:00 PST

i'm going to hell

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-...
Posted by Destroyed...wrist on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 12:06:00 PST