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About Me

I am here to entertain you. But, I must warn you; I am rather selective when it comes to choosing audiences. So when I say, "I'm here to entertain you," I mean YOU, not you nor you nor you. If this upsets you, you may eat my nuts. I bought them yesterday. I'm fairly certain they're almonds. I hope almonds are a decent consolation for my not choosing you as my audience. Best of luck to you in finding future entertainers.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Emotionally intelligent aspiring adults who share my sense of humor. Fellow belly dancers who hold the same reverence as I do for the mind-body connection. Rachel Brice. Delilah again (perhaps when we're both less drunk and thus, I might be less inclined to be poked in the uterus, i.e., my "core!"). People who do not buy into the idea that "good art comes from pain." People who are mentally with spine; conquerors of poor excuses. People who would like to assist me in building a time machine--specifically one involving pasta and its many practical uses as a complex carbohyrdate. People whose myspace pages aren't so cluttered with shit that they make my browsers freeze. People who don't try too hard to be people.

My Blog

Re-entering the atmosphere in 10...9...8...

So, some of you may be wondering what the hell I've been up to lately. I wonder that myself from time to time. I've been in LA nearly 6 months, and I'll be picking up in just over a week and heading b...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 16:43:00 GMT

El Ey. 10 Day. Zaway.

Excitement. I changed my LA flight to a whole 5 days earlier, making my entire trip 10 days long. An amount of time actually worthy of having looked forward to it for the past two and a half months. O...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:34:00 GMT

If I give you my number, will you call me sometime?

No. But thanks. But no.And it just rolls off the tongue: "I'm dating someone right now." Phew. I don't have to be clever when I have an excuse that's mostly true.Today was very, very unfun, and then t...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 23:19:00 GMT

Fun alternatives to sleeping and/or approaching the more serious contents of my life

The only thing the Tralfamadorians ever showed me was my mother catching frogs in the little pond by her house in Cape Cod. And that's only because the man who invented them lived across the street. I...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 03:22:00 GMT

An explanation of my absence

We just passed over the Mason-Dixon line a bit ago. Laura and I are off on a weekend adventure in PA at a couple different parks, the first of which is for some private hippiefest. I'll get back on th...
Posted by on Sat, 20 May 2006 20:15:00 GMT

Mending amends through flight

Something clicked today as I formulated coherent thoughts in my book today after my exam. Something so wonderful and beautiful that it's amazing I hadn't seen it there before. Too many wings of too ma...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 11:05:00 GMT

And this, too.

Top 10 Methods of Procrastination For The Week10. Playing far too much TextTwist on my phone9. Translating lots of Turkish8. Jiving and wiggling7. Dancing vicariously through a stuffed puppy6. Chain-s...
Posted by on Sat, 13 May 2006 16:59:00 GMT

Motherfucking crazy week

My brain doesn't know what it wants to feel!I just got my acceptance to Bogazici University (in the Chem department...ehhh) in Istanbul AND an email from Ebru, the girl with a kind heart who tried to ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 May 2006 09:24:00 GMT

Bittersweet

For all the love in a person, love is never enough. My heart breaks twice in one week without even so much as a breath. Nothing is ever easy.Nothing is ever easy. And love just grew another ring. Anot...
Posted by on Thu, 11 May 2006 03:34:00 GMT

My everything hurts.

Ahh.... So, first performance down. There's another one tomorrow night. Getting off stage after our first choreography, the "happy dance" (Enadeia), everyone was super buzzed and wore the shit-eating ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 May 2006 18:29:00 GMT