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Chris

I measure things by how many kittens fit inside.

About Me

Dramatic, Smooth, Sleazy, Playful, Manic, Quirky, Visceral, Cynical/Sarcastic, Volatile

My Interests

Late night adventures. DJing. Post-impressionism. Movies that leave you speechless for hours. Music that won't let you stop singing. Good design. Passionate beliefs. Skydiving. Old Kurt Vonnegut novels with great artwork. Dancing in moving vehicles. Crossing several countries on a whim. Laughing until all my muscles ache. Jeet Kun Do. Muay Thai. Knowing that I am doing things that nobody else has ever done before. Cookies.

I'd like to meet:

Friends that are worthwhile. You have to be adventurous, passionate, funny, creative, sexy, original, authentic, loyal, direct, observant, and exacting. If you fail any of these qualities, you may be thrown to the sharks. Hungry sharks. Sharks with big pointy teeth and angry bears on their backs that throw hives full of bees at you. Nobody wants that, especially the bees.

Music:

Mike Patton, Blixa Bargeld, Masami Akita, Muffin Spencer, Clint Mansell, Kevin Mcmahon, Raymond Watts, Jack Dangers, Michael Winslow

Movies:

Brazil. Being John Malkovich. Battle Royale. Wet Hot American Summer. Thomas In Love. Scratch. The Warriors. Back to the Future. Slackers. CQ.

Books:

Cat's Cradle. Nufonia Must Fall. Soakwashrinsespin. Sideways Stories From Wayside School. I Am Almost Always Hungry. Any of the 5 books I tend to be reading at once.

My Blog

Two wheels.

I have been biking most of my life. I got a little red bike when I was a little pink kid, and I rode around on that thing all the time. I wasn't allowed to leave the yard, so I just went around in lit...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 06:59:00 PST

Redukt

I just got home from a concert I have been waiting to arrive for far too many months. Everything was conspiring against me going, lost tickets, unknown venue, concert postponed for months. Finally it ...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 12:07:00 PST

I'm back.

Yesterday I was at the Jelly Belly factory just outside San Francisco. The day before that I was drinking BFKs at a dive bar in LA next to a gay couple dancing the night away. The day before that I wa...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 04:55:00 PST