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!akirE

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About Me

Politically incorrect. Full-time student, planning to be an autopsy tech some day. Lover of wilderness adventuring, dancing, dark beer, and roller coasters. Teller of bad and/or inappropriate jokes. Excessive sleeper. Very easily amused. In no way a morning person. Terrified of spiders. Infatuated with the smell of clean laundry and my little ponies. Excellent swimmer. Lover of video games... and ruler at some of them.Oh. I tend to stumble, fall down, and hit my head on things a lot. A whole lot.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People with accents. Or tattoos. Or both. People that aren't easily offended. People that laugh loudly and without restraint. Rope bondage enthusiasts. Musicians. Sideshow freaks. Perverts. Physicists. Hugh Laurie.

My Blog

Oh. My. God!

So, ladies and gentlemen, today I... got my dream job!!!I just got hired as a Docent (an educational tour guide) for the Bodies Exhibit here in Seattle.(For more info on the exhibit, go here).This mea...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:23:00 GMT

Off the road... again.

Ladies and gentlemen... I have returned!(please, try to curb your enthusiasm)Our Wild-West Roadtrip 2009 was an absolute success. I saw many amazing things, and went to many beautiful places. Our rout...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 23:19:00 GMT

Oh thank God!!!

So, ladies and gentlemen... It's finally happened!!! I'M DONE WITH FUCKING SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!(until September) Oh my Lord... I'm so happy and relieved. I just got out of my last final (nutrition), which ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:01:00 GMT

Wooo-eeee-oooo!!!

So I just noticed...There will be three occurrences of Friday the 13th this year.February 13,March 13,and November 13....I don't know if this kind of thing is common, but it's awesome.(According to Wi...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:43:00 GMT

My morning song...

I sleep with the radio on... I keep it turned, very low, to KEXP, because that is the best radio station evar. And, occasionally, when I wake up, I get to hear this song:   This makes me ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 10:52:00 GMT

That's one way to start your day...

(Yeah, I know it's late, but I have to share the magical story of how my Friday started. I just hope it's coherent...)So, it's Friday morning, around 9 am, and I'm eating breakfast and trying to shake...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 01:18:00 GMT

Kidnapped!

Man, my dreams are hilarious sometimes...Last night, I dreamt that I was in Mexico, with my mom and dad, and my adult sister (who does not exist in real life). We were taking a walk, with our Mexican ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:28:00 GMT

And now...

...it's snowing again...sideways.Patrick and I are supposed to be going to a house party soon...which means leaving the house...in 'fancy' clothing...in a Goddamn blizzard.This should be interesting!
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 17:36:00 GMT

Snow day(s)!

So, yesterday was the magnificent all-day snow typhoon in Portland.Huge gusts of wind (up to 55 mph, I think), and sideways blowing ice chips. All day. It was effing rad.At about 7 pm last night, Patr...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 14:18:00 GMT

Menacing Vibrations.

I've been thinking lately that I really should take some self-defense classes.3 times this week I've been harassed while out and about.Two guys standing on a corner yelling at me... I think the word '...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 07:42:00 GMT