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WHAT I'VE LEARNED SO FAR -- 33 THINGS FOR 33 YEARS: 33) Spitting into the wind = a bad idea.....32) Eating yellow snow = an even WORSE idea.....31) January 20, 2009 can't get here fast enough - yes, that's President Bush's last day. Glory be!!.....30) Every time I go to Wal-mart, there will not be enough check-out lanes open.....29) I'm a GEMINI, so that means I will change my mind - a lot. No I won't. Yes, I will. NO, I won't. Fuck!.....28) I really, really like the word FUCK.....27) No matter how ugly it is, nothing is ever more beautiful than THE TRUTH.....26) If everyone on Earth were like Kurt Vonnegut, there would be no war, and we'd all be laughing until we peed on ourselves.....25) I'm nice to people.....24) I'm TOO nice to people.....23) It is true: "If you build it, they will come." - Especially if "IT" is a Wal-mart or a McDonald's. And "THEY" will mostly be very, very strange people.....22) You are NOWHERE, and it's NOW.....21) Two roads diverge in the wood and I - well, I will always take the path that is NOT good for me.....20) I have dreams almost every night of my life, so guess what Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. - maybe you're not so FUCKING SPECIAL.....19) Humans are turning the Earth into one gigantic, screaming FUCKCLUSTER with our carelessness and waste, and we need to STOP.....18) Cats do NOT always land on all fours after you throw them.....17) Plastic surgery does NOT make you look prettier or younger. It just makes you look like you've had plastic surgery.....16) It's about time for another revolt, akin to the "Boston Tea Party".....15) Politicians ALWAYS lie.....14) Almost every man I've ever dated should be a politician.....13) I'd rather be considered "interesting" than "beautiful"-- ANYDAY.....12) "Blind faith" is, well.....FUCKING BLIND. And what the hell is good about THAT?!.....11) I've probably already left behind enough unfinished projects to occupy 20 human beings for a lifetime.....10) If I try to sit and do the same thing for more than 5 minutes, I start fidgeting.....9) Right now, I'm fidgeting.....8) Deep, slow, passionate kissing for 5 or 10 minutes - for no reason in particular - melts my body and my heart.....7) When on a bus, train, or plane, I will ALWAYS be stuck beside the most annoying or frightening person imaginable.....6) Yeah, Jenn "freaks out" -- but ONLY when lied to or treated badly. So guess what? Treat me well, and we have no problems. Easy, right?.....5) ALL the following things are OVERRATED: blondes, Religion, "soul food", SUV's, American Idol, virginity, Christmas, violence, big tits, THE PAST, celebrity, WAR, and my ridiculous dramatic rants -- to name just a few things.....4) The closest thing to God or religion I've ever experience is -- MUSIC.....3) The ARTS, CREATION, EXPRESSION, LEARNING, FREEDOM, HEALTH, and LOVE are the only things that drive me, move me, fuel me, keep me alive.....2) My daughter is a badass, and my most important job in life is to shape her into a strong, healthy, intelligent, self-respecting, loving person. If I fail that, I fail EVERYTHING.....1) That I love YOU TWO people, with all my being -- my daughter and mon amor. For you both, I want to be the greatest woman you've ever known, from this moment on......
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If you're looking for the same old CLICHE MySpace CRAP, such as "I love to laugh", or "I love meeting all kinds of people", you need to go to some other BORING person's page - I'M NOT FOR YOU. Be warned: I have a brain, and I am NOT afraid to use it. I live to use it in creative, mysterious ways. I am NOT here to date, so do not approach me that way -- YOU WILL BE IGNORED. I already have love in my life. I AM ONLY AT MYSPACE TO EXPRESS MYSELF CREATIVELY, THROUGH THE MUSIC I LOVE, DRAWING, PAINTING, WRITING AND -- MY TRUEST LOVE -- PHOTOGRAPHY. And oh yeah.....I love polaroids. DUH. :)

I'd like to meet:

Bigfoot. Sophia Coppola. Edie Sedgewick. George Elliot. Louise Brooks. Edith Piaf. Dracula. Natalie Portman. Albert Einsten. Adolf Hitler. Nostradamus. Galileo. Abraham Lincoln. Edgar Allen Poe. Katharine Hepburn. Oscar Wilde. Maggie Gyllenhaal. Mark Twain. Queen Elizabeth I. Dorothea Lange. Marie Antoinette. Kirsten Dunst. Clint Eastwood. Charlie Chaplin. Clara Bow. Walt Whitman. Johannes Brahms. Anne Boleyn. Gorecki. Mozart. Bela Bartok. Pytor Tchaikovsky. Christina Ricci. My doppleganger. My ancestors. An alien. People who love POLAROIDS. My daughter and my love, for dinner.....

Music:

Interpol, A Weather, The Radio Dept., Hearts Revolution, Sigur Ros, Amiina, LUSH, Parachutes, Roger O'Donnell, Shout Out Louds, The Cure, The Killers, The Kills, The Raveonettes, The Most Wonderful People Ever, Hole, Gossip, The Jesus and Mary Chain, British Sea Power, The Decemberists, Duran Duran, The Shins, New Order, Beirut, Depeche Mode, The Smiths, Arcade Fire, Joy Division, The Devils, The 6ths, The Magnetic Fields, Radiohead, The Clash, Amy Winehouse, Lilly Allen, Blonde Redhead, The Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Editors, Edith Piaf, Peter Bjorn and John, Depeche Mode, The French Band AIR, Death Cab For Cutie, Silversun Pickups, Morrissey, and probably a whole lot of bands you've never even heard of...

Movies:

Trainspotting, Marie Antoinette (the Coppola version), Closer, Garden State, The Lover, Secretary, The House of Yes, Gone With The Wind, The Science of Sleep, Dead Poet's Society, The Virgin Suicides, Amalie, The Very Long Engagement, Pumpkin, Nosferatu....also crazy movies, intelligent movies, kooky movies, independent movies, foreign films, and 1920's silent films -- especially those with Charlie Chaplin.

Television:

The History Channel for shows that make me MORE INTELLIGENT. Court TV for shows that make me MORE AWARE. The Sci-Fi channel for things that make me MORE CURIOUS....... and then music channels/E/and Bravo for all the negative (yet oddly entertaining) shit that counteracts all the good things the previous three channels did for my brain.

Books:

ALL Kurt Vonnegut books. The Picture of Dorian Gray, Lolita, Gone With The Wind, The Great Gatsby, Sex With The Queen, Everything Is Illuminated, Shop Girl, The Little Prince, 1984, Sea Glass, The Trial, too many...

Heroes:

The inventors of caller ID, tampons, chocolate covered cherries, the phonograph, and Polaroids - possibly the greatest inventions of all time. Oh, and toilets. Those are great,too. "Uncle Kurt" (Vonnegut). My college professors - especially my music teachers. YOU, my love, for teaching me to shut my mouth sometimes, and to always THINK before acting out in passion or anger. My daughter, for making me want to be better every day. And myself. Because shit, somehow -- I'm still fucking ALIVE....and I still TRY to be good, to be hopeful, to keep walking, i still try.....

My Blog

JENN BLOG - JULY! Hillary Clintons fit, the shitty economy, too much coffee and OCD madness!!

The Scene: A psychiatrist's office....quiet, dark. In a large leather chair, there sits the doctor - a large man with dark, receding hair and eyeglasses. By lamplight, you can dimly make out the pa...
Posted by The Polaroid Artist on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:27:00 PST

Bad teeth, hot tranny fierceness, and the new Jenn Dolls....

The Scene: It’s an ordinary day at the White House, Washington, D.C. We enter the Oval Office, where George W. Bush, ass-has monkey-dog extraordinaire, is doing his usual thing. Which is to s...
Posted by The Polaroid Artist on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:11:00 PST

Jenn Blog -- February: A fat kid on a roller coaster, fun with Paris Hilton, and a happy Jenn.

.....and now, from the cinema vaults...the original, UNCUT, final scene from the film "Casablanca":The scene: Rick and Elsa stand outside, in the fog, beside the plane that will inevitably carry dear ...
Posted by The Polaroid Artist on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 07:44:00 PST

Jenn Experiment 1: Does ABSINTHE make the heart grow fonder?....

BEFORE YOU READ THE EXPERIMENT BLOG, A DISCLAIMER: I want to make it known that at NO time, EVER, do I get drunk or do anything puposefully irresponsible when my daughter Lana is around. (In fac...
Posted by The Polaroid Artist on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:01:00 PST

JENN BLOG -- JANUARY....Jesus is tired, a call-girl speaks, and Kanye loses his shit!

Ah, 2007....It was the year that:....Kelly Clarkson, Nickelback, and Daughtry sold FUCK-TEEN BILLION albums of CRAPTASTICALLY awful music, proving that the general public is still willing to pay money...
Posted by The Polaroid Artist on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:19:00 PST

Short Blog -- New Year, New Page, New things to get excited about....

Bonjour, everyone..... I hope you are all well as the Earth dips and swells into a (hopefully) terrific 2008. It was great to see so many cool people at the premiere of SIGUR ROS' film, "HEIMA"!! I...
Posted by The Polaroid Artist on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 02:03:00 PST

Billy Ray Cyrus daughter, Amy Winehouses hair, and all kind of GREASE-iness....

The Scene: A courtroom, which is packed. There is loud chatter and disorder everywhere. The judge enters through a side door and takes his seat. Judge: (Repeatedly having to bang his gavel on the tabl...
Posted by The Polaroid Artist on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:50:00 PST