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Kel

Look but don't touch, motherf**ker think twice

About Me


You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?let's see here i'm brown, which is not just a my color but a state of mind. i'm 6'3 which means i'm fairly tall.
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My Interests

What Pirate Are You? With badass Pirate pictures!
You are Captain Jack Sparrow. Punk girls, preppy girls, and middle aged women all get starry eyed at the thought of you. You are generally drunk, and have an amazing ability to get into deep shit and an even more amazing ability to get back out of it, as well as a charmingly eccentric method of speaking and walking. Nothing really fazes you except the loss of your liquor. You will succeed in life, and nobody will have any idea how or why.
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I'd like to meet:

People who don't bitch and complain about stupid things.

Music:

I have varied music taste: Eminem, The Fray(emo is cool fuck you), Sublime, Brown Co., Pepper, Slightly Stoopid, Long Beach Dub Allstars, Ben Folds, Clipse, Pharrell, Snoop, Murs, Slug, Lil Brother, Kanye West, Eagles, Chili Peppers, Gwen Stefani(hottest woman alive), Talib, Outkast. I'm pretty sure there is more and when i think of them i'll be sure to put them here stay tuned.

Movies:

Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, Gone With the Wind, Transformers the Movie, Any Al Pacino movie, G.I. Joe the movie, A Clockwork Orange, The Lords of Dogtown SLC Punk, Da Vinci Code Kids,

Television:

Nip/Tuck(don't ask) The Wire Entourage The Sopranos Family Guy The Simpsons(classic can't go wrong)

Books:

i've put the coloring books down. The Art of War The Prince, Gone With the Wind

Heroes:

Team Brown(H.P., Dundee, Mandingo and Bluelight)aka Team Scrubby The man/woman who invented Patron and Crown Royal And last but not least the motherfreaker that signs my paycheck. Oh yea and Riley Freeman "game recognize game" Don't forget Turtle from "Entourage"

My Blog

don’t be nammond

I fight for what matters women be disrespected or some other crime but not over someone wanting my slice pizza and can't have it.  Dude took a swing at me it's all good hit me in the eyebrow some...
Posted by Kel on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:40:00 PST

Whittaker Bay

Be sure to look for the new Whittaker Bay commercial on MTV all day! Oh yeah by the way its also on E! and VH1. To be sure you see it tune into the Real World tonight so you can check it out. If you h...
Posted by Kel on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:41:00 PST

The problem with America

People are to worried about what they say or do it, because of what someone might think.  Fuck it.  Did the shy kid in class hump the prom queen NO.  All i'm saying is just live a littl...
Posted by Kel on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 09:05:00 PST

Mistakes

Damn let's see i'm bored so let's blog.  Hmm what can I talk about.  Never fall victim to (you choose your own word to fill this blank) girls.  If 99.9% of your friends say there is som...
Posted by Kel on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 07:31:00 PST

What I did today

April 03, 2006-hmm i slept late, drank crown and ate some chicken. and dreaded going to work on tuesday.
Posted by Kel on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 10:51:00 PST