Hope Floats. |
Stereotype, you win again...you triflin' son of a b*tch.
Peep...
As a favor to a co-worker, I agreed to sign myself up to take lifeguard certifications classes. It was expressed to me that ...
Posted by motherfreakin haji p, son! on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:27:00 PST |
Thank you, come again! |
So peep...Every Saturday, I'll head to the metro station and hop a bus. With no particular point of destination...just a fairly decent effort to kill time and dig the area.Well, last week I decided to...
Posted by motherfreakin haji p, son! on Sat, 31 May 2008 03:54:00 PST |
Dear Myspace Friends... |
...as much as I value the friendship we've come to grow within the last year, month, week, day, log in and so on; I have to ask that you please refrain from purchasing me as your pet.While I realize y...
Posted by motherfreakin haji p, son! on Fri, 23 May 2008 09:48:00 PST |
The Best Puppet Show on Earth. |
So peep...
Its the last fifteen or twenty minutes on the clock, right? Im sayin, its already been a long day, I just coached a game thats easily responsible for my visit to a cardiologist,&n...
Posted by motherfreakin haji p, son! on Thu, 22 May 2008 09:39:00 PST |
humping the homeless. |
Fun fact: Haji P loves the homeless.Its true. I Love ’em. A lot.I like to make up stories about their lives.. It makes me happy. If it was at all possible, I’d sit them all in&nb...
Posted by motherfreakin haji p, son! on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:35:00 PST |
Has California Changed You? |
Had you asked me this question about a week ago, I wouldve responded with with high levels of certainty, "Naw, son! Im still the same ol’ cornbread lovin Debauchery P!"
...well...
Earlier, as I...
Posted by motherfreakin haji p, son! on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 02:02:00 PST |
Chronicles of Parnia. |
So peep.
It has been made abundantly clear to me that my entire life is a freakin revolving door of misadventure. Which would be hella fly if I just took the time to recognize it and react appropriate...
Posted by motherfreakin haji p, son! on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 02:57:00 PST |
A Poem for my Tenderoni! |
From the first time you asked me if i had some spare change I knewthat i would find a home and hot meal to give to you.For you, my heart beats like a thousand Nick Cannons in Drumlineand flutters like...
Posted by motherfreakin haji p, son! on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 07:02:00 PST |
a haiku for you. |
here's another one. if you really love me, you'll read it...
http://www.routinefly.com/?p=218more-218
-p!
Posted by motherfreakin haji p, son! on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 02:09:00 PST |
Whatever happened to Roadblock? |
...you'll have to do a bit of traveling for this one. Just click on that happy little link downstairs and it'll direct you to some more joyus tales of my life .
http://www.routinefly.com/?p=204more-20...
Posted by motherfreakin haji p, son! on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 02:19:00 PST |
