full power cock. |
i took my brother out for chinese food at golden china today and we came up with the most brilliant idea. 2017 is going to be the year of the cock, and the way my brother puts it "in 2017 the cock wil...
Posted by kendall the major dyke. on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:57:00 PST |
5+17+07 |
I love that sitting next to my old dooney, my marc jacobs, and my creme de la mer, is a packet of taco bell hot sauce from dinner a few nights ago.I also love that I can easily masturbate while the co...
Posted by kendall the major dyke. on Thu, 17 May 2007 01:27:00 PST |
5+15+07 |
lately life has been so insane. work has been so insane. and family has been so insane.
BUT the party train isnt stopping and im pretty sure we're running full speed.
hop on that ...
Posted by kendall the major dyke. on Tue, 15 May 2007 02:44:00 PST |
4+30+07 |
jonathan courtney is by far way more of a champion than most people.
AND we have the best conversation.
jon: "i wish i was a cat. then i could just lay around and have people pet me all ...
Posted by kendall the major dyke. on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:05:00 PST |
4+9+07 |
Turd Sandwich or Giant DoucheBy Charles Karel BouleyI've have always said that South Park is one of the best social commentaries on television. Now, some weeks they don't hit a home run, but when seri...
Posted by kendall the major dyke. on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 12:18:00 PST |
2+25+07 |
I like to spend time in santa cruz drinking beer and getting new tattoos.
I also tend to chainsmoke and drink too much coffee to cure my hangovers.
My friends in santa cruz are so rad.
I...
Posted by kendall the major dyke. on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 07:37:00 PST |
2+16+07 |
i had all four of my impacted wisdom teeth out on valentines day. with the help of some pain pills im feeling really nice, but my face is still very swollen.
i would like to thank anyone i came...
Posted by kendall the major dyke. on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 04:23:00 PST |
2+13+07 |
apparently i eat pussy now.
its really not that bad.
Posted by kendall the major dyke. on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:13:00 PST |
1+21+07 |
I have severe acne and an obesity problem.my phone number is 1-800-FAT-ACNE
Posted by kendall the major dyke. on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 01:53:00 PST |
12+29+06 |
I'm officially 12 years old.
DO IT.
1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you ever kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain ...
Posted by kendall the major dyke. on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:38:00 PST |
