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About Me

I AM THE ALPHA AND OMEGA! BLAH BLAH BLAH, REMEMBER TO KEEP HOLY THE SABBATH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, THOU SHALT NOT STEAL, BLAH BLAH BLAH...ETC, ETC

I AM 100% ASSHOLE/BITCH! I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican-dinner-ass-drip. Take the ASSHOLE/BITCH test at Fuali.com
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... breath taking
Your hugs are... friendly
Your eyes... sparkle like the stars
Your touch is... irresistable
Your smell is... refreshing
Your smile is... amazing
Your love is... one of a kind

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My Interests

I'M A PRETTY CREATIVE GUY. I LIKE TO BUILD STUFF, DESTROY IT, YOU KNOW, I'M PRETTY OPAQUE. I GOT MY OWN REASONS FOR DOING SHIT

I'd like to meet:

HOT CHICKS FOR FUCKING!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF FUCKING!! IT'S BEEN A WHILE AND I WANT HEAD AND HAND JOBS TOO!!! IT'LL BE...."HEAVENLY", YEAH, THAT'S IT!!

Music:

CHRISTIAN ROCK, STRYPER, ANYTHING ABOUT ME, ME, ME!

Movies:

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS, OTHER STUFF, BUT NOT THE LAST TEMPATION OF CHRIST. ALTHOUGH I DID LIKE THE PASSION OF CHRIST

Television:

You Are Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
You take the title "mad scientist" to the extreme -with very scary things coming out of your lab.
And you've invented some pretty cool things, from a banana sharpener to a robot politician.
But while you're busy turning gold into cottage cheese, you need to watch out for poor little Beaker!
"Oh, that's very naughty, Beaker! Now you eat these paper clips this minute." The Muppet Personality TestTELEVISION IS CONTROLED BY THE JEWS. AND ME AND THE JEWS KINDA HAD A FALLING OUT, YOU MIGHT SAY...

Books:

THA BIBLE, DUH!!!

Heroes:

I MAKE THE HEROES, THEY LOOK UP TO ME!!! richard simmons is kinda cool though...

My Blog

LETTERS FROM MY FANS

"Matt of Course" WRITES: So God I Got A Few Questions. And Some Other Things To Say To You. 1.What the fuck were you thinking when you "created GEORGE W. Bush?" I mean seriously you had to be doing me...
Posted by GOD on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:32:00 PST

IN THE BEGINNING

IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS DARKNESS. AND THE DARKNESS WAS WITHOUT FORM AND WITHOUT VOID. AND IN ADDITION TO THIS DARKNESS, THERE WAS ALSO ME. AND I MOVED ABOUT THE FACE OF THE DARKNESS AND SAW ...
Posted by GOD on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 08:49:00 PST

HE AIN'T NO SON OF MINE!!

YOULL NEVER HEAR ME SAY THAT HE WAS ~MY~ KID!!! THEY'LL HAVE TO ~PROOVE~ THAT ONE TO ME FIRST! SURE, I TAGGED HIS MOM, ALOT OF US DID. THAT CHICK GOT AROUND...VIRGIN? THAT'S JUST CHRISTIAN ROMANCE, BU...
Posted by GOD on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 08:43:00 PST

THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME

Personality Disorder Test Results Paranoid |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Schizoid |||||||||||||||||| 74% Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Antisocial |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Borderline |...
Posted by GOD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I WANT TO HAVE REALLY BAD SEX WITH YOU!

I NEED SERIOUS SEX. BAD SEX. UGLY SEX. SEX THAT YOU WAKE UP FROM THE NEXT DAY AND DON'T WANT TO ADMIT YOU HAD SEX SEX. WHO'S UP? I PROMISE TO BE THE WORST PARTNER YOU EVER HAD. I'M TOTALLY INSENSITIVE...
Posted by GOD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

THESE QUIZES ARE NEAT

Where do you fall on the liberal - conservative political spectrum? (United States) brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by GOD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST