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Brian

I am here for Dating

About Me

I like beer and sex MyGen Profile Generator Botch - Japam (NOT the real vid...)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You, if you turn me on and dont talk too much when we're getting down. Unless you've got loads of random ads and enlarge your penis comments, which is not cool. Mum says it means you're dirty. too dirty.

My Blog

Tour Day 3: MK Ultra, Rio, Rio

So then gang, we made it out of Milton Keynes in one piece and are now chillin' on the beach of Sugarloaf Bay in Rio, serenely patting each others backs (and passers-by's arses) in congratulation at o...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 20:12:00 GMT

Tour Day 1: Milton Keynes

Hey Brianites, I've just arrived in Milton Keynes by way of Amsterdam in the Dutchy of the Neverlands. Not much to speak of yet (the groupies are a bit below par so far), apart from my exas...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 08:53:00 GMT

My Birthday Party and other stories

Hi Guys, sorry I've been away for so long, it's been a very busy couple of weeks around Camp May. First of all there was my Birthday Party, which I've only just fully recovered from. The memories are...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 14:28:00 GMT

New song, Ding Dong

Blair is gone! Blair is gone! Finally...that was a long time coming (though you could say the same about me. I feel no need to apologise). So, at long last, here is the promised song I've been workin...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 08:34:00 GMT

Band requests

Hi guys, I've been getting a lot of band requests, who rightly value the opinion of one with such as great taste as I. Sadly I haven't had much of a chance to listen to you guys recently but i'll have...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 16:40:00 GMT

Coming soon!

(Roger wrote that- it's crap) A new song I've been working on with Sir Elton John, about the departure of our dear PM. Hope you can bear the suspense.
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 04:43:00 GMT

Spinal Tap and Silver Hammer to play Live Earth!

Hi guys, I've just heard that Spinal Tap have reformed to rock the world again for Live Earth. Fuck yeah! I can also proudly announce that my supergroup Silver Hammer have also reformed for ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 07:59:00 GMT

I saw this bloke the other day...

The swine came up to me while I was trying to enjoy a quiet pint of the Abbot's finest nectar, said he was a big fan (arent they all), that his name was Rick and he was Americ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:50:00 GMT

Is this the real life?

Or is this just fantasy?   answers on a postcard please- post to Brian, Buckingham Palace, care of the Queen
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:32:00 GMT

Current Affairs

Hi guys, it really bums me out the state of the world today. Theres so much violence on the tv around the world it makes you numb. It really is so sad that so many people are used to i...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:10:00 GMT