I'm a certified public accountant. I've been doing it for four years now. I love meeting people and helping them make the best financial sense they can of their lives. I don't think people should do their own income tax because they'll only cheat themselves out of revenue that could be pouring back in solid investments. Like my clients, Ted and Annette Fleming. Ted has a small carpet-cleaning business in receivership, and that's drawing a salary from a deferred bonus from two years ago. They've got fifteen thousand left on the house at 8%; so they're okay!
I live in a great apartment at 55 Central Park West that was designed by a former surgeon named Ivo Shandor. It's a really great place with a really great view and once in a while I like to have parties there. I just had a real great one recently to celebrate my fourth year as an accountant. All my clients came. But then somebody thought they were real funny and snuck in a dog. There was a big commotion and the whole party got ruined. I'm going to bring it up at the next tennants meeting, there's not supposed to be any pets in the building. I'm pretty sure that's why my neighbor didn't show up. Her name is Dana.
Recently I discovered that if you tape the 20-minute workout and play it back on high speed on your machine, it only takes ten minutes. You'll get a great workout.
