Ten Best things to do
in a crowded elevator
1. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
2. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
3. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
4. Bounce, muttering "gotta go, gotta go" then stop and say "oops.."
5. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
6. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
7. Shout "Bombs away!" every time the elevator goes down.
8. Pretend to be the pilot, speach into a headset "this is lift number 1, ready for decent to 1st floor. Waiting for permission to depart, over"
9. Explain to the passengers that this elevator looks the same as the ones on all the other floors.
10. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.Other Interests Playing bass, singing... and skateboarding even tho I couldn't do well to save my life... I do like to skateboard haha. Oxymorons... u know, jumbo shrimp, Fatboy Slim, Microsoft Works, instant classic, anarchy rules! that kinda thing. Anything that ends in -mania is cool too, PAULY SHORE makes a lot of my favourite movies. Also, I love Pez. I like girls... I'm straight. Oh yeah and I also really like my guitars and basses. Music is great. I like to watch tv and just hang around causing mischief and such.ROCK ON
Bass guitar
video games
my guitars
pizza
skateboards
tattoos
spikey stuff
alcohol
punk/ska music
shoes
minibikes
checkers
plaid
CKY movies
chillin'
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dreadlocks
bright colours
firecrackers
snowboarding
good times
hangin out
long summer days
home movies
shopping carts
Viva la Bam
loud music
whiskey
stuff
my band
nail polish
dramatic entries.NOT CH +
'ILL' mustard is sick
and not in a good way."If acting normal means acting like everone else, you're better off by not even acting like yourself..."
I'd like to meet:
Who would I like to meet?Mostly fictional characters like Doug Borskior...
Raoul Duke
"He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Music:
LESS THAN JAKE!
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Agent Orange
Alkaline Trio
Angry Agency
Autopilot Off
Avenged Sevenfold
Bad Religion
Beck
The Berzerker
Blindside
blink-182
Bouncing Souls
Bullets to Broadway
Cheap Trick
CKY
Daniel Lioneye
Dead Kennedys
Dead Milkmen
Descendents
Dropkick Murpheys
Dry Cell
The Explosion
Frank Black
Frenzal Rhomb
Goldfinger
Good Charlotte
Hot Water Music
Iggy Pop
Insane Clown Posse
JFA
Less Than Jake
Liam Lynch
Lostprophets
Mastodon
Metallica
Mike V. and the Rats
Millencolin
The Misfits
Mötley Crüe
Motörhead
MxPx
My Chem. Romance
NOFX
Off Topic
The Offspring
Reel Big Fish
Rehasher
Revolution Mother
Rocket from the Crypt
Rubber City Rebels
Sex Pistols
Slayer
Slipknot
Smashing Pumpkins
Sons of Butcher
Static-X
Story of the Year
Sublime
System of a Down
Teen Idols
Tenacious D
Tommy Lee
Toy Dolls
The Vandals
Weezer
I was thinkin' that you needed a break. What I meant was every bone in your face.my band
kicks ass
Movies:
Idle Hands
Grind
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Hot Fuzz
People's History of Less Than Jake
Dogma
Clerks II
Big Daddy
Mr. Deeds
Happy Gilmore
300
Dukes of Hazzard
Lords of Dogtown
Blades of Glory
Cool Runnings
Rat Race
Biodome
Jury Duty
Son In Law
Mid-Summer Night's Rave
Fast and the Furious
Wayne's World
Wayne's World II
CKY 1, 2, 3 & 4
Dodgeball
Sin City
A Night at the Roxbury
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
Jackass
Napoleon Dynamite...as well as a bunch more I forgot...
myspace is
OVERRATED
Television:
FUCK TV ,
but... for the sake of the TV section... I like The Simpsons, Invader ZIM, Sons of Butcher, Morgan Waters Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Viva la Bam, Family Guy, the Dudesons, Jackass, Monster Garage, Pimp My Ride, Futurama... that's about it. I want my own show someday. It would be radtastic. (That's rad-tas-tic).
Books:
Catcher in the Rye...that's about it.
Heroes:
Mark Hoppus.
Roger Manganelli.
