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About Me

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I'm Jodi.
I don't look or act my age.
I let my friends chop and dye my locks,
and I do my own make up.
I'm fat (yeah,I bet that turned you off ;))
I get all my piercings done at NeoPrimitive .
I drink,smoke weed and the odd cigarette.That's all.
My two favorite things in the world are friends and music.
I use Facebook more than MySpace right now.
But,I do accept most adds, and reply to most cmts/msgs.
So,I'll make it easy for you;
cmt me

My Interests

Music.
Zombies.
Body modification.
Candy.
Animals.
Makeup.
MSN.
Diet Coke.
Hair dye.
Sunrises and sets.
Proper grammar.
Porn.
Alcohol.
A good party, now and then.
Blood and gore.
Friends.
Shopping.
Tim Burton and his movies.
And much,much more.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone new.

I have bitchen' friends.

View All of My Bitchen' Friends

Music:


3 Line Maximum
AFI
Alice Cooper
Alice In Videoland
Alkaline Trio
American Hi-Fi
Anti-Flag
A Perfect Circle
Apoptygma Berzerk
Armor For Sleep
Astrid Haven
A Thorn For Every Heart
Bif Naked
The Bloodhound Gang
Blutengel
Celldweller
Children Of Bodom
CKY
Coal Chamber
Cradle Of Filth
Crash Test Dummies
Danzig
Deadstar Assembly
Devildriver
D.H.T
The Distillers
Dope
Dope Stars Inc.
The Dresden Dolls
Eighteen Visions
Entwine
Evanesence
Fear
Fear Factory
Flyleaf
Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13
Funeral for A Friend
Garbage
GG Allin
Goo Goo Dolls
Green Day
Gwar
Hellogoodbye
Hollywood Undead
Ill Nino
In Flames
Jack Off Jill
Jakalope
Jeffree Star
Jimmy Eat World
Kill Hannah
Kittie
Korn
Lamb Of God
Letters To Cleo
Magenta
Marilyn Manson
Mechanical Cabaret
The Medic Droid
Mindless Self Indulgence
Misfits
Miss Kittin
Motion City Soundtrack
Motley Crue
Murderdolls
Mushroomhead
Nightcore
Nirvana
Nine Inch Nails
Nothingface
Otep
Pantera
Papa Roach
Placebo
Porcelain and The Tramps
Queen Adreena
Rammstein
Rise Against
Rob Zombie
Shinedown
Slipknot
Snake River Conspiracy
Stabbing Westward
Suicide Machines
The Beatles
The Blank Theory
The Matches
The Rasmus
The Smashing Pumpkins
The Tea Party
The Texas Drag Queen Massacre
The Used
Tool
Toy Box
Trust Company
Turbonegro
UNDERCOVER SLUT
Underoath
Wednesday 13
:Wumpscut:
Zeromancer
And many more..

Movies:


Any Tim Burton Movies
Any Stephen King Movies
Robin Hood; Men In Tights
Gypsy 83
The Wedding Singer
Charlie and The Chocolate Factory
Edward Scissorhands
The 40 Year-Old Virgin
Anchorman; The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
Jackass and Jackass 2
Hostel
Date Movie
The Pest
Pet Cemetary
Elephant
The Final Destination "Trilogy"
National Lampoons; Van Wilder
Thirteen
The Amityville Horror
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Road Trip
Euro Trip
Disney Movies
Ace Ventura and Ace Ventura; Nature Calls
The Hot Chick
Scary Movie,Scary Movie 2 and Scary Movie 3
The Exorcist
Super Troopers
Lords Of Dogtown
Wayne's World
Clerks 2
Fathers' Day
JACK
Transamerica
Wake Up Ron Burgundy
Dracula

Television:


The Simpsons
Family Guy
Futurama
Just For Laughs
The Andy Dick Show
Spongebob Squarepants
Kids In The Hall
Puppets That Kill
Arthur..Yeah,that's right, I watch Arthur
The Tom Green Show
Jackass
Viva La Bam
Maury..Oh yes,love the drama.
Goosebumps
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Bromwell High
The Grim Adventures of Billy&Mandy
The Wrong Coast
And other ones I don't remember.

Books:


Manson's Auto-Bio:The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell.
The V Club
Romiette and Julio
Revolver
Any Stephen King
Biographies and auto biographies of people.
Cujo
The Shining
Playgirl
Captain Underpants..Oh yeah.
And a few others

Heroes:

The Legendary Ron Burgundy.

Murderdolls

Slipknot

Beetlejuice

My Blog

in the wee hours of the morning..

*Funny story..I guess*Last night, I went out with Holly,Sarah and Jade for din,dinand whatever..While we were eating,we were talking about last weekend,and what they told Catlin when Mark and I were g...
Posted by z o m b i e tt e" [walking std] on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:31:00 PST

HUH?!

Okay,so there's this hella cute grade nine.And, I pretty much like love him haha.And then there's a few other guysI want to have like...a giant gangbangwith all of them.Just kidding (:Only one at a ti...
Posted by z o m b i e tt e" [walking std] on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 03:46:00 PST

i wanna make you move,

details of my weekend;so..basically all of the fun was last night.and i had to blog about this cause it's awesome.i went over to holly's at like 7:30 and we hung out.then, we went to tim hortons and w...
Posted by z o m b i e tt e" [walking std] on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 07:02:00 PST

how i feel about everything..

Me- I don't mean to sound emo, but I hate the way I look. I hate my face, I hate my body..I just kind of hate me.Thinking about what I'm going to look like when I'm older scares the hell out of me.I m...
Posted by z o m b i e tt e" [walking std] on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:18:00 PST

USER PRONE.

I am..Like alot of people think they can takeadvantage of and use me..But, maybe I come off as "oh please, use me".Do I?!Please tell me I don't.Like, if I'm dating a guy, sometimesI'll be all 'kissy,k...
Posted by z o m b i e tt e" [walking std] on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 04:48:00 PST

Cyberwhore.

This would be PHIL/EMILY's reply, since dickhead is too much of a pussy to handle his own shit.Contributes of Jodi Love.If you hadn't noticed, I've been leaving you in peace recently. I even went as f...
Posted by z o m b i e tt e" [walking std] on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:02:00 PST

here are some myspace trends that fuck me off (:

1- Picture comment spammingIt's pointless,posting the same thing about 50 times.We got you the first 30, so fuck off.2- Typng lke ths..Did you only learn 18 letters of the alphabet?Like,come on.You're...
Posted by z o m b i e tt e" [walking std] on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:04:00 PST

Merry Christmas.

Yeah.Merry Christmas to those who don't deserve it.You're all a bunch of assholes with your head up your ass.It's the season for giving, but instead you feel the need to indulge.It's either a present ...
Posted by z o m b i e tt e" [walking std] on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 08:33:00 PST

update and such.

I'm really sick. My throat hurts so bad, but I'm going to try to go to school tomorrow, but if it's worse than this, I'm not. In gym, we were playing a game and doing aerobics and I kept losing my bre...
Posted by z o m b i e tt e" [walking std] on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 06:06:00 PST

WHEELCHAIR MEEEE!!!

So, I'm a little bit tired right now and I'm working on my science project thing so I don't fucking fail.I wanna get wastedxcore soon and I want to go to a Simcoe? party with Jorjor the dinosaur on Ne...
Posted by z o m b i e tt e" [walking std] on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:03:00 PST