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g just jon!

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About Me

Last night while walking home some douchebag (in a failed [barely] attempt at picking up my girlfriend) started yelling at me, accusing me of having smaller genitals than he. He proceeded to threaten me by eating my penis. i'm hittin' that later...
I really dislike people but i don't like suffering. Hmmm...
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My Interests

BRINGING IT. STICKING IT. Stealing things that should be free or mine. PS... i'm boring and i'm bored.

I'd like to meet:

i wish i had a time machine.

Music:

Stupid punk shit that too many people are too grown up for now. And lots of other things but that would just be a waste of your time. You obviously have more important things to do if you're looking at my profile...

Movies:

Hustle and Flow.

Television:

It's Always Sunny... i love watching assholes.

Books:

"The Iceberg / Freedom of Speech...Just Watch What You Say" by Ice T

Heroes:

Bill Murray as Garfield, Sandra Day O'Conner, Ice Cube.

My Blog

BOLONEY, BALONEY, BOLOGNE, etc...

i went with the FEAR spelling on this one fellas...
Posted by g just jon! on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 08:45:00 PST

Soooo... a lot of people have been asking...

"Hey Taco Knifefight Gray III, what's up with all of that 'i'm a grump.  boo hoo hoo...'"  Ya know, that's a good point.  There are no stupid question, just stupid people who ask questi...
Posted by g just jon! on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:39:00 PST

Dear friends and acquaintances...

i've become a douchebag (i mean more of a...) and don't find anything to be fun.  i am sorry.  if on a rare occassion i am out somewhere and i am a douchebag, pleae don't take it as a slight...
Posted by g just jon! on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 07:33:00 PST

Dear Internet...

    i realize that i may have come home drunk this evening, but why is it that nobody else understands me the way hat you do?  Sure, i like humorous movies and such, but why must i...
Posted by g just jon! on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 11:39:00 PST

Jesus Christ.

I am so fucking sick of everything.  Thanks.Yawn.j
Posted by g just jon! on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 10:21:00 PST

Fuggin reissues...

are great. i'm such a sucker for those things.If the entire Dangerhouse catalog is reissued on that crazy vinyl, i will be a happy man. It just feels so good to hold them close to your skin. Adden...
Posted by g just jon! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'm fukin' fat!

hooray!
Posted by g just jon! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST