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J SLAK

they spit me out

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Member Since: 6/14/2004
Band Members: jon SLAK
Influences: Your mom, jon SLAK, Michael Stanley Band otherwise known as MSB kocksucker
Sounds Like: Your mom, jon SLAK, the Michael Stanley Band
Record Label: Unknown Major
Type of Label: Unsigned

My Blog

dirty hippie

brief summary of my life over the past week and two days. gettting out of columbus was the bestthing i could've done. at least for my two week vacation. davenport, iowa sucked. Lincoln, Nebraska was a...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 14:12:00 GMT

its finally over

thanks to everyone who came out last night and in the past have supported The Jeffs. Its been one hell of a ride. To all the different people in all the different places we played...a final thank you ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 09:59:00 GMT

holloweenie

is dumb. dude, i am totally gonna be Napolean Dynamite this year. best costume ever! fucking jerkoffs. i hate halloween and your stupid band. the jeffs RIP
Posted by on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 11:40:00 GMT

SODOM NIGHTs FRIGHTs

Only true creative minds can create a new form of martial arts, like the jeffs did Saturday August 20th, 2003 in Rogers, Ohio in celebration of the 50th Annual Sodom Nights. Fuckin generators, rain, d...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 18:38:00 GMT

devil cum

so i was fucking this fat chick who wanted me puke on her. i was lie what the fuck....then puked up 12 hours of bourbon on her nasty tits. thanks elias. you were the best fuck ever!
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

kill

kill kill cool. what belt white tie i must die
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

get in-shut up

hey little girl don't ya wanna take a ride with me..... i'll take you to the places you'll call destiny..... get in, shut up let's gooo get in, shut up wwwowww! don't be afraid i know you wanna take...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

click clack cock

i like fucking clocks, ohhh soo close to cock. 
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

puppies and flowers

uhhhh, can't stop to mess around. if you think Mel Gibson has a hottt ass, i think jesus does. the story of The Jeffs coming to a funeral arlor near you soon. 
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

flogging jonny

i am not emo. i just think about crying (with elias) alot!
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT