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E. Lastname

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

I won't stand for baloney.

My Interests

Horrible humor, coffee, tea, records, books, writing.

I'd like to meet:

People who like the same stuff I like. Quiet folks.

Music:

DUMP ON THE CHUMP

Movies:

Put me to sleep.

Television:

Garbage.

Books:

"The Floating Opera" by John Barth.

Heroes:

Bogo.

My Blog

A Very Careful Boy

Left parts of herself everywhere.  On everyone.  Haphazard smears, stains, indelible marks on all.  And in corners: Tiny crumbs, mid-sized morsels, full-blown bits.  Much in betwee...
Posted by E. Lastname on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:47:00 PST

Teeth on Teeth

Hands and naked knees grinding tan carpet as he heard her in the shower.  He had waited 'til she quit the bed, 'til he heard the thud of her bathroom door.  Then flung self from the queensiz...
Posted by E. Lastname on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 05:19:00 PST

Monoshock or Dust

I think of selling all of these things.  Rarely listen to over half of 'em and under half of 'em are worth keeping.  Past few months, it's been a major consideration: Sell, sell, sell. Some ...
Posted by E. Lastname on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:39:00 PST

A Fate Worse than Deaf

Hey most fine upstanding gents and gentesses don't like to be overwhelmed but for those of us who do and for those of us who want to be tossed in the waves and those of us who like a lil' impending do...
Posted by E. Lastname on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 04:40:00 PST

Untitled

He stood on a corner.  It was night.  There were many people walking about, all women.  He knew he could pick any one of them, take them into an alley, have a quick tumble and then set ...
Posted by E. Lastname on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:55:00 PST

07

The best record of 2007 was the Demon's Claws Satan's Little Pet Pig LP.Reason being that it is, among other things, a no-bullshit r'n'r record coughed up from a no-bullshit band -- that's band, a/k/a...
Posted by E. Lastname on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:16:00 PST

Kansas

There was never any hope about a new beginning.  That much he knew.  A new beginning always dead-ended in the same cul de sac.  Always the same destination, the same bleak finish, the o...
Posted by E. Lastname on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:25:00 PST

Sink

She had him in the basement.  That's what she told me: "I have him in the basement."  I laughed uncomfortably at first.  Then comfortably.  I didn't believe her."You don't believe ...
Posted by E. Lastname on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 03:33:00 PST