Can you tell me? |
Can anybody tell me when, exactly, Division Street became the nexus of douchebags for the Western Hemisphere? Especially that stretch just east of Damen? I saw more soul patches on hair-ge...
Posted by kevin on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 01:45:00 PST |
Dear Chicago Smoking Ban... |
... you fucking suck.xoxo,ktr
Posted by kevin on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:30:00 PST |
awesome e-mail of the day |
"...but that's nothing that a job or a couple months in rehab wouldn't fix."
Posted by kevin on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 11:25:00 PST |
what i've learned in the last week |
here's a partial list of things i learned this past week:
- 9 out of 10 drivers in chicago do not know the difference between a stop line and a crosswalk.
- last year's awesome trend of girls in ...
Posted by kevin on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:47:00 PST |
well, i'm screwed |
i received a call from my bank wanting to talk about some "suspicious transactions" on my account. so i called them back and it turns out someone in london has emptied out my checking account.&n...
Posted by kevin on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 01:43:00 PST |
so yeah, i got a plan |
i don't want to jinx it but for the first time in years i think i have a plan. i have a goal and an actual series of related steps to get me there. it came to me in the backseat of a cab c...
Posted by kevin on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 06:32:00 PST |
reason # 969486 why my friends are awesome |
email in: "maybe you should stop falling for girls who want nothing to do with you."
straight shooting, blood diamonds.
Posted by kevin on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 04:35:00 PST |
just trust me on this |
i know those of you that see me on a regular basis are probably tired of hearing me say this but it's truer now than ever: i need a new job.
seriously, need a job.
Posted by kevin on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 05:04:00 PST |
i'm melting |
it is so unbearably hot i'm going to go ride around on the cta to get in some airconditioning just as the homeless dudes ride it in the winter to stay warm. so if anybody is going to or coming&n...
Posted by kevin on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 02:26:00 PST |
sunburn |
i spent some time in the backyard yesterday reading a book and got a nasty sunburn as a result. wearing pants at work today was it's own little slice of joy it felt like the fabric was a serated...
Posted by kevin on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 07:39:00 PST |
