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Rocket Reducer Records

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About Me

I guess I should update this, huh? Website: www.rocketreducer.com . There's a message board and a catalog. Pretty bare bones, but what the hell else do I need? Come to the boner board and talk about stuff with us. Visit the catalog and buy the latest garage/punk/psych/pop vinyl.
If you're a label and would like to sell your wares, please by all means contact "us". Email "us" at pat (dot) reisinger (at) gmail (dot) com
Free hand delivery, COD, always available in metro Chicago. Message me what you want and where to meet you, and I'll give you a total.

Now accepting payment in Euros and British Pounds. No need for either of us to be subject to Paypal's unfavorable exchange rates.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/29/2007
Band Website: rocketreducer.com
Band Members: pat
Influences: booze, women, my shitty boss
Sounds Like: too many boners to list
Record Label: future
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

boner

lol.i got some pretty good records for sale.  you should buy them.
Posted by Rocket Reducer Records on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:38:00 PST

FIRST OCCASIONAL PAT NEEDS MONEY SALE!

15% off everything in stock.http://www.rocketreducer.com/cart
Posted by Rocket Reducer Records on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:56:00 PST

Arby’s bought Wendy’s

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080424/ap_on_bi_ge/wendy_s fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck...
Posted by Rocket Reducer Records on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:56:00 PST

Punque Wiki

hey guys, i and a few people on termbo are starting a punk wiki.  add your band, label, distro, venue, record, or whatever's information at http://rr.scribblewiki.com love, pato...
Posted by Rocket Reducer Records on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:30:00 PST

an apology

hey guys, sorry i haven’t gotten any new records in recently.  seriously.  i’ve been waiting on the mail for a few of ’em for three weeks, and i know it’s not the lab...
Posted by Rocket Reducer Records on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 09:16:00 PST

sold out editions

i sold out of the nodzzz and psychedelic horseshit 7"s this week.  so did a lot of people.  in fact, probably everyone who had them.  if you snoozed, that sucks.  there are a lot o...
Posted by Rocket Reducer Records on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:44:00 PST

hozac represses, functional blackouts

represses of four hozac singles are now available.  the offending parties: romance novels blank dogs wax museums VOLT Also, i've got originals of two more functional blackouts records up for sale...
Posted by Rocket Reducer Records on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:27:00 PST

check out the "chicago bands" section

on rocketreducer.com.  occasionally i'll have stuff that you won't find on the internet.  even if you can find it on the internet, you should buy it.  because chicago bands are good, se...
Posted by Rocket Reducer Records on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 08:38:00 PST

a blog for the girls

you should, like, send me naked pictures of yourselves. it's, like, for a project, i swear.
Posted by Rocket Reducer Records on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 08:44:00 PST

top 10 of ’07!

i don't think it's right for me to say what records were my favorite, so let's just say they were all my favorite, ok? so...top 10 boner-related things i loled at in 2007! 10: "boner?  hardly kno...
Posted by Rocket Reducer Records on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 09:06:00 PST