Rejected (?) liners for Bobby Joe Ebola record/book/fiasco |
These were fun to write, if only because I sort of give off the air that I know what I'm talking about (I do not). Also proof that I could really benefit from an editor, as I got way too hung up...
Posted by MITCH on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 03:28:00 PST |
"Estrogen" liners that sort of suck |
Jerry SmartGuy asked me to write something for the repress of FM KNIVES' "Estrogen" single, which I'm not even sure I own (got the 1st pressing though). These were hard to write, if only because...
Posted by MITCH on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 03:16:00 PST |
Summer Vs. La Pinata |
I went to La Pinata with Summer one time and she drank an entire pitcher of margaritas. She got progressively more harsh as she emptied the pitcher, eventually leading her to gleek on me at...
Posted by MITCH on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 07:42:00 PST |
Stealing Summer's Thunder |
http://groups.myspace.com/CRAZYABOUTCARDWELL
Since Summer has been slacking on making fun of me of MySpace, Jon Feelers started this group. There really isn't anything on there of any interest a...
Posted by MITCH on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 08:16:00 PST |
Summer, have you seen the top-hat tweeker? |
Albany is turning into El Sob or Rodeo. Maybe because I live there. WHATEVER.
Latest development: a shirtless, grey-haired and grey-bearded tweeker (complete with White Trash ...
Posted by MITCH on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 02:11:00 PST |
OHMYGOD!!!!! Summer, you'll never believe it!!!!!!!!!! |
I JUST TALKED TO JAY FROM PROJECT RUNWAY SEASON ONE ON THE PHONE FOR 6 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aleks from Battleship called me from a bar in Brooklyn screaming that he was in the same place ...
Posted by MITCH on Tue, 23 May 2006 11:36:00 PST |
Summer's latest PARTY FOUL! |
For the past week or so, J-Mo had been telling us about his latest YouTube find: the Alabama Leprechaun news segment. "Everybody seen the Leprechaun say YEEEEAHHH!" At our first...
Posted by MITCH on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 10:39:00 PST |
Summer...WHY DUNST? |
I had a dream last night that I went grocery shopping, met Kirsten Dunst in one of the isles and (apparently) started dating her. I can't really get into specifics. There were dumb hugs an...
Posted by MITCH on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 07:37:00 PST |
Summer, check out this AMAZING Runway gossip! |
I stole this from Seth from Panty Raid/Gravy Train's blog. Behold the horrible truth:
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Which of the following is NOT true about castmembers...
Posted by MITCH on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 03:22:00 PST |
Summer, did you see this? |
It took several people to compile this.
Yeah, I've lost it.
Nothing Summer could do can embarass me more than myself....
Posted by MITCH on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 02:47:00 PST |
