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Thats right. Below you will find things or people I find Shit Hot. That make me go "GOTDAMN BITCH!! Pop me in the fuckin junk! That is SHIT HOT right there!" See what I'm sayin? Yeah..
Donkey Punch Out! Sloppy Carlson In!!
The Donkey Punch..so last decade..the opposite of Shit Hot. More like Shit Not--Whoo..Oh Fuckin snap! Shit Not! Classic. Anywho The Donkey Punch is played out. Like 1998 jackin off in the park on shrooms shittin in a relish jar old.
So your saying to yourself.."Ok, The Donkey Punch is Shit Not. This section is called "Shit Hot" you dumb fuck. What gives? Well I'm gonna to tell you...
The Sloppy Carlson is the new SHIT HOT! (no pun intended)
Many counselors, psychotherapists, librarians & deviants in general agree.. The Sloppy Carlson is the here & now*. Lets not confuse the Sloppy Carlson with The Hot Karl or the similar sounding Sloppy Concharto, Sloppy Cookie Contest, Sloppy Conrad, Sloppy Cone or very popular but very different Sloppy Cunt Punch. As you all know..The Sloppy Carlson can be set apart from the rest by its use of Saran-wrap & the fact that it can be done in the mouth or the nose.
Those who like to push the envelope & dismiss even the The Sloppy Carlson as old news & tame seem to prefer the more controversial Sloppy Grease Fantastic. The Sloppy Grease Fantastic excludes many due to the fact it involves 2 males engaging in a sexual act in order to fully carry out said act. I myself find the Sloppy Grease Fantastic unfair because I cant participate in acts involving cock & balls other than my own. But I don't make the rules. So like many of you I cant wait for The Sloppy Grease Fantastic to pass. Until then I will more than likely come up with my own variation of The Sloppy Carlson that will blow your mind.
It is predicted by experts that The Sloppy Carlson will peak in the early months of summer & finally climax & poop out (no pun intended) in Sept. Saran-wrap sales are predicted to sky rocket. If you need to cover your left over potato salad (no pun intended)--what?) this summer at your many picnic/ho down/Outdoor 70's themed Key Party/LSD Fueled Camping Trips..I suggest you stock up on Saran-wrap now. Go get yourself a big (no pun intended) runny (no pun intended) sloppy (no pun intended) pile (no pun intended) of it.
In summary, The Sloppy Carlson is the Shit Hot (no pun intended) hit of 2008.
*The words 'here-and-now' make a deceptively simple phrase out of a complex therapeutic concept. They need to be understood in terms of their theoretical meaning and practical applicability.
+Horror movies of all types..from mainstream to obscure. Slasher..B..Asian+
+Independent+
+Off the wall+
+Documentaries+
+Dark Comedy+
+Weird & Strange+
+Cult+
Yeah I know..to sound all cool & shit I should say-- "I dont watch TV. Its all bad. I only watch hard to find obscure foreign movies that are out of print & subtitled in an even more obscure language than the country the movie was made in. I will only watch these movies in Slideshow format because the whole "moving picture" thing is for hipsters that just don't get it"... Sorry to say..this isn't the case.
So at the risk of sounding super uncool-- I DO watch TV & this is what I watch...
The Henry Rollins Show, Dexter, Weeds, Three Sheets, Masters Of Horror, Metalocalypse, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Moral Orel, Squidbillies, South Park, Howard Stern On Demand
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