Narcissism. Drivin' faster than you. Arting'. Eatin'. Drinkin'. Breathin'. Heavy pettin'. ROLLER DERBY. Derby Announcer. Old Volvos. Sushi. Drivin' anything faster than you. Luna Belle. Smokin' seegars. Makin' fun of fashionless fucktards. Booty shakin' mami-s. "Ssssssoooooouuuuulllllll Traaaaaaaiiiinnnnnnn!", Good music, Chicks who dig good music. Chicks who dig guys who dig good music. "I just wanna DANCE!" People who don't fit the mold. People who shake things up. Laughing at honkies who can't dance for shit. Mirrors on the toes of shoes. Bottle fights. Making shivs, Luxuriating in my new leather interior. Screaming at/with annoying little kids. Manipulation of ladies' posteriors. Women who dress well no matter their style. Tweezin' nosehairs. Makin' people get to the point. Hypocrisy. The Middle East upstairs and down, The Phoenix Landing, The Other Side Cafe, B-Side Lounge, Paradise Lounge, Red Fez, Goin to Sox games with my sister. Station Wagons, Sedan Deliveries, Panel Wagons, Vista cruisers, Mopar power, Heavy Chevies, Studebakers, Manx Dune buggies, Aluminum Slotted 'Mags', Superbeetles, Thames, Volvo 1800P & 1800S, Triumph, BMW, BSA, Suzuki's, Motoguzzi's, old Honda bikes (CB series '69-'79). Oooh, here's one; throwing eggs thru peoples' sunrooves as they sit there honkin' their horn and 'sharing their music at 2 AM.. (they're lucky it aint bricks!!!)
Anyone with cheese like qualities.
Beastie Boys, Duke Ellington, Social Distortion & Mike Ness, KYUSS, RATM, Rancid, The Amazing Royal Crowns (RIP), Snatch Soundtrack, Foxy Brown Soundtrack, Oscar Peterson, Superyob, Peaches, Cocteau Twins, Spiral Staircase, Sham 69, Tribe Called Quest, Belly, Luscious Jackson, Tampoffs, Dresden Dolls, Nina Simone , Cat Power, Deep Purple, ZZTop, John Coltrane, Beau Jacques (RIP), Two Timin' Three, The Business, Satan's Teardrops, Ichabod, Big John Studd, Eight Ball Shifter, KYUSS, Distillers, Quintaine Americana, West Side Connection, The Pharcyde, Slayer, Public Enemy, Metallica (nuttin' past Justice..) Slick Rick,Ice Cube, QOTSA, Dave Brubeck, Slapshot, RC Crimewave, Johnny Cash, Danzig, Dropkick Murphys, Darkbuster, The Skels, BDP, P.E., Brand Nubians, Big Bad Bollocks, Heavy Stud, Shins, (OK Jen, You were right!), The Pony's (thanx again, Jen!) Urge Overkill (highly underrated), Roni Size, DJ Spooky, DJ Shadow, Z-Trip, Timo Maas, Dan the Automator, Paul Oakenfold, DJ-JS1, Rahzel, Al Green, Nashville Pussy, The Cult (yep!), Sugar Ray(heh, heh, slipped that one in), N.E.R.D., Whodini, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Snoop Dogg, Esthero, Jeff Buckley, Prince, Lionel Richie (LION-EL!), The Skirts, Luda Luda(cris), Busa Bus(ta Rhymes), Air, Kansas, Transplants, Black Sabbath, The OJAY'S, ZAPP, Yeah(3), Desmond Dekker (& the Dominoes), The Ethiopians, KC & The Sunshine Band, Earth, Wind & Fire, speakin' of fire, AC/DC, um James Brown, Al Green, Lenny & The Piss Poor Boys, The Speed Devils (RIP), The Clash, SCOTS, Rev. Horton Heat, Hank III, The Black Crowes, Keane (GASP!), Deftones. Chet Baker, Miles Davis, Trouble, Nuclear Assault, Wargasm, Jamiroquai (tho' I liked it better when Stevie Wonder did it) ELO, Mr. Airplane Man, Bastard Squad, U.S. Bombs, Smashing Pumpkins and ZWAN, STP, Alice In Chains, GrandMaster Flash, The Original Jazzy Jay, DJ Cool Herc, U2. Is anyone reading this at all anymore? Does anybody really care? Does my cool quotient go up 'cuz i list as many 'hip' / obscure bands as you do? Night Ranger, Supertramp, Toto, T'Pau, Laura Brannigan.... Sigh, this bores me. Oh, deep/house, trance, ambient, old punk, really old country (none of that newer crap).. Hmmm Opera, showtunes (gotta say sumthin'? Eff you!)
Still, to this day, I refuse to watch Goonies. What's the matter with you people?
Yeh, I gots one
Yep, I read 'em
And Herpes are seperated by only one letter.