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Wicked Pissahs After getting busted sneaking into the Fenway bleachers, a gang of young women were assigned a court-appointed social worker who felt the girls should learn a sport, and chose roller derby to teach them discipline. Sadly, when they were given the skates, they rolled right over her and skated off into glory, forever to be known as the Wicked Pissahs…
Over the next few years, the Pissahs racked up some wins and decided it was time to jump in a new crew. While rollin’ up to Kelly’s Roast Beef, the Pissahs stumbled upon a group of punks straight outta juvie. After months of smackdowns, the newly named Pissahs are ready to snatch the championship title again and shoot for a dynasty.
Don't bother hatin', cuz' we don't give a fuck!
Wanna' catch a little action from our 101 point win over the Nutcrackers? Check out this video:
11/10/07 Boston Derby Bout
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Pissahs Fo' Life!
THE WICKED PISSAHS ARE:
Varga Bomber B-17 Co-Captain
Trish Squish 18 Co-Captain
Trixie Von Toxic 108 Manager
Miss Mary Smack 3.2.1.
Maude Forbid 7:1
Beaver Knievel 97
Betty Spite 3.31.25
Bully Mia 2000
Connie Rotten 1999
Floral Derangement 12
Lil' Orphan Fannie 888
Cherry Pop Tart 42
Assault N' Flattery 22
Ivana Shankabitch 27
Mona Mour 214
Crown Joules 3Nm
PISSAHS THAT HAVE MOVED ONTO MASSACRE FULL TIME:
Shellby Shattered -0
Harlot Fevah 99
Etta Maims B52
Harley Quinn 9669
Pina Collidah 77
Triple Deck-Her 3-D
PISSAHS FO' LIFE (BUT JUST HAD TO SAY GOODBYE FOR NOW):
Jodie Faster 3
Tootsie Pop 8
Evilicious 420

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other Rollergirls, kids with rat tails, Bon Jovi, Axl Rose, Nikki Sixx, Sebastian Bach, Matt Damon, Mark Wahlberg, Steve Perry... And all of the fine people at Aqua Net.

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My Blog

Trish Squish From The Boston Derby Dame Wicked Pissahs

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Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 07:20:00 GMT

Boston Derby Dames Mascot War

.. Sully Fo' Life!
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 07:19:00 GMT

A new pissah, another win, and a worthy opponent determined

Pissah friends & fam, Sorry we've been a little out of touch recently, but we promise it's for some seriously pissah reasons, khids!  First, at the tail end of March, the Pissahs s...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 06:06:00 GMT

Feb 9th - Pissahs vs. Cosmos - Wicked Pissahs Win!

The Wicked Pissahs fought off a strong early attack from the Cosmonaughties to clinch a 103-64 win on February 9, guaranteeing their place in June's championship bout. Now the Cosmos get ready for an ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 04:55:00 GMT

Oh yeah...2 more Pissahs join the ranks!

Moments ago, The Wicked Pissahs stepped out of the second draft this season, and you bet your asses we walked out with 2 new Pissahs that are going to help us knock the socks off our competition. ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:55:00 GMT

Official Bout Re-cap - Nov 10th - The Wicked Pissahs handed The Nuts...well, their Nuts!

November 10th, 2007..:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /> Wicked Pissahs v. Nutcrackers By Mr. Hits With an inter-league win already on the books, the Boston Derby Dames opened their Season Two home schedule on ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:01:00 GMT

Nuts out, Pissahs (w)In

If you missed last night's bout, your kicking yourself right now, as The Wicked Pissahs won bout 2 of season 2 against The Nutcrackers in a point differential that made Boston Derby Dames' History&nbs...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 05:22:00 GMT

NEW PISSAHS!!!

Summer is over. Revere beach is closed.  It's time to get down to business. The Wicked Pissahs have three new awesome Pissahs to introduce to you on November 10th when we take the track to destro...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 12:07:00 GMT

Want to be our new Sully tha’ Gully?

We are looking for a new Sully tha Gully! Our trash pickin', trash talkin' seagull from Reveah!!We sadly lost or very first mascot this last season (he moved to LA) and we're looking to replace him fo...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 04:55:00 GMT

Season TWO Mo-fos!!

So, after a long hard summer of tanning out at Revere Beach, signing autographs for crazed fans, Journey concerts, acid-wash jean shopping and catching up on our Kelly's roast beef sammies, the Pissah...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:56:00 GMT