Comfortable footwear, guitars, playing guitars, buying guitars, hurting guitars, comedy, satire, political science, effects pedals, drinking as an escape from social awkwardness, nice people, funny people, all the people, so many people, bands, music, gigs, concerts, festivals, girls, womens, history, arguments, pretending to be an Oz inmate, all my old school friends who ended up in jail for various crimes, social networking websites, jive talking, youtube, mi familia, pretending to speak spanish, travel, or at least the hope of travel, history professors who wear jackets with elbow patches, girls who play video games, computer games, FPS games, rock and roll, not being inspired by Duceman's interests list, writing, being lazy, being a jerk to people on the internet, being a jerk to people particularly on perthbands.com, your mama, bringing class and style to Innaloo, bringing crime and disease to Innaloo, marvelling at all the rats that seem to live in Innaloo and I mean REAL rats and not using it as a mean way of describing the people here, the prospect of owning a newish car with a spoiler and a cup-holder, Bob Fossil, pocket-cup, sometimes exercising heaps, trying to look as Adebisi-like as is possible for a short white man, going to the movies to watch movies, being able to see the ridiculous impracticalities of both extreme right and left wing political ideologies, Alisha Gory, Kerry O'Brien, Peter Garrett's ability to blind political opponents with his shiny bald slaphead, winning the shit out of band competitions, William Shatner, cruising in the bling-mobile, Melbourne Rock City, hospital drugs.
Waah-waah-weee-waah!
In no particular order I enjoy: The Clash, The Cure, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Blur, Sons of Rico, Metallica, Motorhead, Faith No More, Dinosaur Jr, Muse, The Police, The Beatles, The Stones, The Stone Roses, The Smiths, Public Enemy, NWA, Primus, Weezer, Bloc Party, The Who, The Libertines, Dirty Pretty Things, Jane's Addiction, Living Colour, The Specials, Sex Pistols, Joy Division, New Order etc etc etc
Yaknow, I started writing this, but it was too hard. Just talk to me about movies sometime and I'll talk your ear off about why The Godfather Part III was better than the first two, why Titanic was such an excellent Marxist critique of 19th century capitalism and why Pauly Shore is a genius without equal in Hollywood today.
Oz, The Chaser's War on Everything, South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Life on Mars, The Sopranos, Deadwood, Arrested Development, Degrassi, Press Gang, The Brass Eye, The Mighty Boosh, lots more...
Books are excellent. I hope one day to read one.
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