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Western wear and polished hair.

About Me

Hi, my name is Steve. I'm a 23 year old heart-throb from Perth, Western Australia who enjoys music of the fast, noisy, guitars and drums kind and movies, books and going out. I don't have a backwards 'myspace' haircut.
Last year I went on the trip of a lifetime to the USA and UK where I met the two old dudes who no longer appear in my profile picture (the same two old dudes who sing the song no longer in my music player), Stephen and Scott from ALL. I played guitars and drums with them and it was rad. I also stayed at Stephen's house and fed his kids donuts. Good times.
I've avoided making updating this profile for ages but have finally given in. Next stop: girl's jeans, eyeliner and generic "cookie-monster vocal" hardcore. xMYSPACEx
My new profile song is by Armchair Martian. They rule. Hard. And that one dude has a beard.
MSN: angry_pirate AT hotmail DOT com. Please don't try and fuck with that. I fuck back.
Thanks.
Your hero,
Steve.
I edited my profile with BOOBIES!!1!

My Interests

I like food. Food tastes good.

I'd like to meet:

As a general rule I suck at girls, but I guess I'm after a girl who enjoys music, doesn't smoke, and can put up with my incescent tomfoolery and awkward social graces. Must have good gear and own transport :P

Also, anyone who would be keen to start a quirky folk-punk-rockabilly-blues band. I play guitar and drums, as well as the spoons.

Download videos from Youtube, Pornotube, Google, Metacafe, iFilm, MySpace...

Music:

A list of my favourite bands:

ALL
Descendents
Bad Religion
Flogging Molly
The Living End
NOFX
Dead Kennedys
The Floors
Macarburettors
Brian Setzer Orchestra
Green Day
Drag The River
Rise Against
Strung Out
the Critics
Bodyjar
Gyroscope
Dropkick Murphys
TheGoSet
Goodbye Harry
Hoodoo Gurus
Black Flag
Stray Cats
Scott Reynolds
MC Fonetiks, Yo!
Basically, the best music in the world will never get heard by enough people to make a difference. Not that I have the best taste in music ever, but the best of any genre will always go unrecognised because only people willing to compromise appeal to enough stupid people to sell records. Thanks, Kyle and Jackie-O.

Movies:

A list of my favourite movies, in no particular order:

Pirates of the Carribbean (ALL THREE of them!!!)
Taxi Driver
Pulp Fiction
Batman Begins
Sin City
Dawn of the Dead (1978 version)
X Men
Kill Bill I and II
Office Space
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Transformers (2007)
A Clockwork Orange
Batman (1968 Adam West version.... ooh yeah!)
Citizen Kane
Friday 13th series
Ocean's 11
Poolhall Junkies
Death to Smoochy!
This Is Spinal Tap
Blazing Saddles
Inside Man
The Departed
The Godfather
Hot Fuzz

Television:

The Simpsons
Family Guy
Spicks and Specks
Scrubs
Law & Order
SNL
Wondershowzen
Robot Chicken
Transformers
the news
anything done by the Chaser team.
Late Night with Conan O'Brien
The Late Show with David Letterman
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
The Up-Late, Pantsless, Funtime Half-Hour with James Walker
The Office (both versions, but I like the UK one better - has less Americans in it)
Extras.
The Critic

Books:

"Planet Simpson" by Chris Turner
Anything by Al Franken.
"The Time Machine Did It" by John Swartzwelder
"The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins
Others.

Heroes:

Bill Stevenson, Stephen Egerton, Chad Price, Karl Alvarez, Milo Aukerman, Scott Reynolds, Jello Biafra, Spiderman, Batman, Gary Teh Spider, Homer Simpson.

http://www.myheritage.com

My Blog

150 Friendz!!1 OMFGROFLOL!!!1!!!

Conga-rats to Karen, who is my 150th friend, and thus, the reason I have no life!Your cheesecake and firm handshake are waiting in my rumpus room....
Posted by Backstage on Wed, 30 May 2007 03:04:00 PST

100 Friends!!1!!!1!one!

Well, its even 102 now.Congratulations to Paul who was number 100. your medal and prize chocolate cake are waiting for you in my bedroom. Come get 'em.
Posted by Backstage on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 06:29:00 PST

More about Steve!!

Surveys, etc that wre crowding my main page. Enjoy!TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Steve PBirthday:05/02/1984Birthplace:Perth, WACurrent Location:Perth, WAEye Color:BlueHair Color:Dark Brown/B...
Posted by Backstage on Mon, 01 May 2006 07:38:00 PST

Dialup internet - the NES of MySpace access.

In my endless persuit of uber-nerdular ALL, I am currently awaiting in the mail my enw Modem and account details for Broadband2, which will enable me to both tool with Myspace and download |_337 pr0n ...
Posted by Backstage on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 10:44:00 PST

That scampy little Spider!

Today is Gary Teh Spider's birthday! I hope you will all join me in wishing the little dude well.And just for 'teh' record: I am not the one running Gary's Myspace bit. I know who is... but I'm not te...
Posted by Backstage on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 06:57:00 PST