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About Me

What the heck do I say about me? What does my pic say about me? What does my headline say about me? Who the fuck cares? Judge me, Label me, roll me up into a little ball and package me, smoke me whatever. Point is you'll never know me, unless you get to know me.Sometimes I think I am a riddle, Wrapped in Mystery, surrounded by an enigma, covered by a conundrum... Then I realize, "if only it were that fucking simple."Hmmm, two words Uber-Geek, no that's really me... Umm strange? weird? different? Like Vernors... Different but a good kind of different.I am everything that might have been great about Jeffery Dahmer, Adolf Hitler and Charles Manson, and I am everything that might have been bad about Mother Teresa, Martin Luther king, and The pope.I am brutally honest... it pisses people off at times. if you don't want to hear the real fucking answer then don't ask the fucking question, better yet if you don't want my advice don't even hint at it I'm opinionated. Do I think I am always right? No but I do think I am right about 80% of the time, and with good reason.I am a protector of those weaker than I, I am passion incarnate, I am good-looking maybe even handsome, but I am not by any means all-that. I know my limtations better than anyone. I know who I am and I know who I want to be. there is so much to tell better just ask if you want something useful. Taurus
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My Interests

http://www.myheritage.comArt, Philosophy. Sword fighting, Video games, sex(with my wife of course, any rumors you heard about giraffes are strictly hearsay), reading, time, enlightenment, knowledge.........Dark Elf Designs - Come Play in Our Universe

I'd like to meet:

People, Like minded people (which could be hard to find), But anyone should apply goth's, vamps, hot girls, writer's, artist's anyone vaguely creative with a frickin brain would be nice. Anyone with passion! Anyone with the heart to rise up in the cafeteria and stab them with your plastic sporks!Einstein, Hawking, Lon Chaney, Trent Reznor, Aasimov, DaVinci, Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Dante, Bela Lugosi, Aretha Franklin (sing on Diva!), Conan O'Brian, Hugh Hefner, Larry Flynt, Howard Stern, Carrie Underwood, Angelina Jolie... eh fuck it just line the people up already and the people I want talk to will get to stay longer.
You Are A Chestnut Tree
You are a born diplomat with a well developed sense of justice.
And even though you're impressive and intimidating, you're also fun to be around.
You can be irritated easily, and you sometimes act superior.
Nevertheless, you are sensitive of others feelings and very loyal.
Sometimes you feel misunderstood and are fiercely close to those who know you best.

Music:

This is a touchy subject... It is of the mind of alot of eastern philosophers (and me at least) that one of the biggest problems that the western civilization has befallen is the inability to sit alone in an empty room with themselves and no noise and be comfortable. Music is meant to enlighten and enhance the spirit... any kind of muysic that does this is the kind I like... Alternative to folk to classical I love it all and loathe it just the same... the two types of music I hate the most are country and rap and for some of the same reasons (however unlikely a parallel between country and rap might seem.) but I do like some good rap (I wish Eminem would quit fucking whining about his mommy or how bad his life sucks when he is that famous and wealthy) (I guess fame and wealth suck almost as much as living in the trailer park that you claim to have lived in off 8 mile right Em?) and I wish every country singer out there would quit trying to do the country Twang especially if they can't pull it off with grace and they just sound like freakin moron doing it. I was born in the south, but raised up here and please I can pull off a southern twang better than half the hacks in the country business. Thank God for Johnny Cash and George Jones (among several others who I appreciate but heck this is too long already.

Movies:

Movie freak..... But here I will list a few.....The Crow Terminator LoTR Star Wars the Matrix

Television:

Generally speaking I don't watch TV, I thought the A-team was great back in the day... I love Star Trek and Stargate. anything Sci-fi related, I love TLC, THC, and Discovery channel any informative educational stuff.

Books:

Heroic Tales-By Randy Zimmerman, The Bible (not necessarily in that order) Lord of the Rings and related works. Riftwar saga. Wheel of time, Hobgoblin- By John Coyne too many to list here too

Heroes:

My MOM. I don't think this list is big enough for me to list everyone.. My Grandma's and Grandpa's. My brothers. My friends. Leonardo DaVinci.

My Blog

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Posted by Brian on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 12:00:00 PST

Fired by U-Haul!!! I am outraged!!!

As many of you know I like to keep a day job, and in this case it was u-haul. My wife (the most gorgeous woman in the world) is a teacher and so generally speaking we have no problems making end...
Posted by Brian on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 02:41:00 PST

The Chosen Few

Check out "The Chosen Few" -Preview edition, with inks by Peter Palmiotti (Aquaman), Myself and a special cover by Franchesco! (Savage She-Dragon) Now on sale at IndyPlanet.com and while your there ch...
Posted by Brian on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 11:57:00 PST

XcapeCON 2 Rocks Mid-Mich-Again!!!

The year 2007 Dark Elf Designs and it's associates brought you a convention, its purpose to create an Xcape from the average convention in an attempt to make the guests feel like "guests" again a...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 07:56:00 PST

It Baa-aaaaaaack! XcapeCON Coming to Flint!!!

That's it folks you heard correct, the hottest Convention in Michigan is Back, Bigger and Better than Ever! Register to Win a Nintendo Wii® as well as Pre-register for a chance to win a World of War...
Posted by Brian on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 10:14:00 PST

Design the next Pistolfist! The Hottest Comic of the Decade!

Posted by Brian on Sat, 03 May 2008 08:29:00 PST

A new Graphic Ad

Here is a New Ad for everyone to stick in their books this is the web vewrsion obviously but for the hi-rez version if you'd like to stick it in a book feel free to e-mail me for the hi-rez one. brian...
Posted by Brian on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:42:00 PST

MSU Artist EVENT!

Looking for something To do this weekend, why not come check out Jason Howard, Jay Jaycot, Myself, Bill Messner-Loebs, Larry Lonsby, Gemma Keech, Mark Bloodworth, and More at this MSU Event! (Saturday...
Posted by Brian on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:49:00 PST

Get Your Dark Elf Designs Merchandise Here!

Buy some Dark Elf Designs Merchandise today! T-Shirts, HAts, Mugs Etc. available now through Cafepress Click here for Dark Elf Designs Merchandise....
Posted by Brian on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:46:00 PST

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Posted by Brian on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 04:17:00 PST