Bernie and Steve - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I get annoyed pretty easily, but I'm slightly British about it and don't say it directly to the person annoying me. I'll just moan about them my friends. I like music. I like comedy. I like writing. I tend to embarrass myself far too much. I tend to say the wrong thing because I'm nervous about embarrassing myself. I get nervous a lot. I'll talk too much once I get to know you.

My Interests

My sister, Chelsea.

I'd like to meet:

Michael Stipe. Larry David. David Bowie. James Randi. Kurt Vonnegut. Though what would you say....? Steve says... Peter Cook.I also feel like it's only fair to have a list of people I dislike up here too : Chris Moyles. Graham Norton. Davina McCall. Jamie Oliver.

Music:

I really love music but I've shortened my list. Favourites are... My Luminaries. The Shins. The Replays. Niall Quinn. Blondie. David Bowie. Bob Dylan. Neil Young. Bruce Springsteen. Radiohead. The Beatles. Prince. Pixies. R.E.M. Ben Folds. Evan Dando. Nick Cave. Pavement. Sigur Ros. Lou Reed. Joni Mitchell. Talking Heads. Jimmy Webb. Teenage Fanclub. Morrissey. The Smiths. Joy Division. Cat Stevens. Coldplay. The Thorns. Rufus Wainwright. 2manydjs. Jeff Tweedy. Wilco. Ryan Adams.

Movies:

This Is Spinal Tap. Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind. The Butterfly Effect. The Godfather. Usual Suspects. After Hours. American Beauty. Duck Soup. Annie Hall. Shaun Of The Dead. The Pianist. Punch Drunk Love. Annie Hall. Rocky Horror Picture Show Films by Scorsese or Tarantino are usually great. Some actors I like are Samuel L Jackson, Kathy Burke, Tom Hanks, Kevin Spacey, and Christopher Walken.

Television:

Operation Good Guys. The Simpsons. Seinfeld. Spaced. League of Gentlemen. Nighty Night. Nathan Barley. Brass Eye. The Mighty Boosh. The Daily Show With Jon Stewart. Arrested Development. Extras. Peep Show. That Mitchell and Webb Look. Steve Coogan stuff. Larry Sanders. The Office. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Laurel and Hardy. Marx Brothers. Vic Reeves stuff. Everybody Loves Raymond. 24. David Attenborough stuff. My Name Is Earl. I'm ashamed to admit, I'm pretty hooked on the reality shows. I like stand up too. Tom Stade, Rhod Gilbert, Sean Lock, Phil Nichol and probably more than I can fit in here. So I won't even try.

Books:

Catcher in The Rye. Metamorphosis. I've read some books by Oscar Wilde, I really liked them. Bill Bryson - Short History of Nearly Everything. Kurt Vonnegut.