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Phallic Suns

Two Men

About Me

east cincinnati albacore

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/10/2005
Band Website: phallicsuns.com
Band Members: Samuel James, David Ropp, Brendan Blumer
Influences: wesley willis, snow, fado, fidus, Jimi "axis: bold as love is more than a little politically incorrect" Hendrix, toby keith's fractured o-ring, Mingus Dew, Audobahn, Gold Bond, plate tectonics, plato, play-doh, neo-platonic ideals, non-platonic friendlies, near-truth, science, silence, nirvana, nan and saag combined, sleep, tungsten, tragically potent Ropp Sperm, Os Mutantes, Robert Onderdonk Terwilliger, Headband, Lump and Loaf, Pit Pat, Killer Kadoogan, premortem _______, anybody who named their kid Batman, Josh Fenderman, Kakarrot, astro-zombies, zombies fighting sharks, brains for dinner, lunch, breakfast, brunch, every single meal . . . , Lionel Hutz, Warren G the time he chaperoned my junior high dance, vapor lock, Gaia, maia, pizza-paia, Charles Bronson, the shaking of the crime stick, Mad Libs, Ill Mitch, colostomy sunscreen, Krishna, Shiva, Loki, Jesus "the fuckin' resurrection" christ, erock "flesh prison" mayer, graffitti, The Big White Dick in the Sky, Ronald Kooby, Busken, baked-goods, Dead Milkmen, W. Carlos, Michael Parenti, Rowan Morrison, squirrels, The naked cult of Hickey, Encyclopedia Britannica/Brown, OED, logorrhea, Obstructing Official Business Oprah Singer George "mystery erection" Feldick, ryan male onyr elam, anthrax spores, pretty pretty hipsters, penoscrotal transposition, dermataphagoties, Dino the naked drummer, Karl Gustave with a "c", waterfalls, Mike "fart on you with his mind" Gallagher, nectarines, duck butter, GlobbenKrüger, Tunguska incidents, anyone who has ever been caught Kleinsfeltering out loud, Christian Supremacists
Sounds Like: the defenestration of scott stapp
Type of Label: None

My Blog

happiness is measured by intelligence

Chance might wish to dance. Neither will occur if the world is in upheavel. Plans may be written in terms of suffering and pleasure, but as notes of such grace and turmoil bob and weave through the ho...
Posted by Phallic Suns on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 08:18:00 PST

9 is man!

friends, Sonic Youth with Pavement's own Mark Ibold left the attending Phallic Suns aghast. As our numbers wane I can only reminisce of the terribly rocking good time. We are now at the gates of a...
Posted by Phallic Suns on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 01:22:00 PST

Warjazz and Pyschodeli-Lucious Freeroc

To, the future, the new year, is supposed to transport our souls into the everlasting forward-linear time progressionary movement. As, a moment in the conciousness of the human revolution of exposing ...
Posted by Phallic Suns on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 01:40:00 PST

something to think about

Communism Pro - Massive tree planting campaign, probably 4 trees for every person.. Con - Governement controls the media and controls what people know.
Posted by Phallic Suns on Mon, 22 May 2006 07:02:00 PST

Blood Thirsty Necrophiliacs

Things could be worse. You could be living in your parents basement. Things could be better. You could be living in Providence.
Posted by Phallic Suns on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 08:00:00 PST

Dreams are all inside your head

I'm on my way to work, but the scenery is totally different, its more like a desert wasteland. There are parts of the road completely blocked off with military personal that all have the same face an...
Posted by Phallic Suns on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 06:05:00 PST