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the teen meister

my life is laughable.

About Me

tina --
[noun]:

A hermit living in the big city

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com..if life is a d20....i am a critical failure.

My Interests

hangin' out at whole foods, dungeons and dragons, SWEET red belle pepper hummus, dancing in my underwear, giving tours of the city, taking advice from the homeless, soy mochas, learning the artful ways of american sign language, getting kidney stones, pom peach tea, making up jingles and elevator 'muzak', get thin, asking people to be my friend, thumb wrestling, people watching, the quarter game, apples to apples, pooping, reading fantasy novels, sleeping, resting, relaxing, camping, going on mystical voyages to middle earth, and buying toilet paper with alex.

I'd like to meet:

lepors, cyborgs, super sluts....and


Music:

rap in the car smokin stogs. country when i lost a man due to my drinkin' habits. reggae when i want to dance/annoy my bestie. hip hop when i need a motivational speaker. trance never. jazz when i am gettin all 'sexed' up. indie when i am drivin' down the highway or entering an airport. emo when i am remembering painful memories or 8th grade with kristina (also painful..) i still don't quite know what rockabilly is. motown at dance parties or when i am washing the dishes (ode to dari-villa 3) hardcore when i am gonna fuck up yo' face or am showing people my new and improved version of the macarena. classical with my wine. accoustic with my dine. metal with my brother. and enya when i sleep. folk always.

Movies:

kikujuiro, the whale rider, harold and maude, ghost dad, the neverending story, the last waltz, free willy, PREHISTORIC BEASTS.

Television:

BET and harry potter / geeky stuff. aka travel/discovery/medicine channel.... MR. BEAN. and once again... PREHISTORIC BEASTS

Books:

i enjoy heroic tales of african american jews, or african americans, or jews beating the odds. and books that involve H's. AKA: Hemingway...or Harry potter...tHe giving tree...tHe barenstien bears... ONLY ONE H PER BOOK PLEASE.

Heroes:

bill cosby and his groupies.most of all my dad, charles robert meister. rip. 3

My Blog

eh.

eh. i feel like a bad time.   time to go read. and drink the rest of my smoothie.   t
Posted by the teen meister on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 01:09:00 PST

its the 'little' things in life that make 'life' more like 'living'. <3

i had the most amazing day. i love the kids in the cmu sculpture class. i love teaching them. i love hanging with them. i am teaching under a amaziiiiingly chill woman. i absolutely loved today. oh y...
Posted by the teen meister on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 01:24:00 PST

you made my day

wake up. its ten thirty. the house is silent. the house is sticky. actually you don't even remember waking up. you know that in the mornings your house is usually silent and sticky. its hot and you...
Posted by the teen meister on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 02:10:00 PST

sharks.

tired. tired of trying. so with the waves of life pulling me under i give up the urge to stay afloat. only controlling now my direction. not my destination. do not reach out your hand. do not pull me...
Posted by the teen meister on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 08:39:00 PST

return to hermitville.

i believe i will drop off of the face of pittsburgh for a good long bit. i will be in hiding. not because i am mad or sad but because hiding is healthy and productive right now. i am confused about al...
Posted by the teen meister on Sat, 26 May 2007 09:52:00 PST

i try to be a good person.

i try to be a good person. but every once in awhile things get blurry. and because i am a good person i sometimes do things that are not in my best interest. because i am good. but i like doing thi...
Posted by the teen meister on Tue, 22 May 2007 01:08:00 PST

sweet pickle deception

my yesterday was amazing. started off with blood ...cramps...crying. slept. layed. slept. phone calls. cigerettes. show tonight. pop pills. get dressed. how long has it been since i have been to a rea...
Posted by the teen meister on Sat, 19 May 2007 08:29:00 PST

if man is a island my mind is a continent.

and its thinking about intimidation.
Posted by the teen meister on Thu, 17 May 2007 06:31:00 PST

i wanna be your gay cowboy. your homo on the range.

the past few days have been miracles. more like miracluous. best friends truckin in an 86 toyota pick up three hours north on 79'. they lose the radio so they sing their own tunes. they arrive to a ...
Posted by the teen meister on Wed, 16 May 2007 11:30:00 PST

mallord

when things are rough. grab some friends. grab some forties. grab some hunny. take them to a lake. accross from some tracks. grab some paint. smoke a pack. color lillies pink. watch the sky. talk of f...
Posted by the teen meister on Mon, 07 May 2007 04:45:00 PST