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diamond joe perry

2136 miles and still surly.............

About Me

chipped teeth, dirty hands, coffee, dirty hat,bipolar alcohol, clean eyeglasses, socially awkward

My Interests

painting assembling and riding bicycles, slr cameras, paining on wood, eating peanut butter straight from the jar, consuming 3 or more alcoholic beverages a day, playing with slingshots by the river, throwing electronics off of bridges, eating food, picking my nose, saying shit simply for shock value, 1$ pints of beer, people that dont make me feel worthless, kids stern in their personal beliefs, train tracks, rusty metal, abandoned anything, days when im happy to be alive

I'd like to meet:

full grown adults that still find it necessary to steal candy.....also people who like their pockets FLAT and not FAT........

Music:

modest mouse, decendants, defiance ohio, omega love, joanna newsom, catharasis, built to spill, dresden dolls, beastie boys, pixies, lou barlow, ugly cassanova, cake, interpol, nick drake, pavement, choking victim, slackers, neil young

Movies:

john cusack, amalie, the science of sleep, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. style wars. breakfast club. my favorite is the scene in "my girl" when maculy kulkin gets covered in bees..WHO IS BOZO TEXINO!!!!!!!

Television:

makes real people a figment of your imagination....

Books:

the immortal class,brave new world,the art of getting over,hobo,off the map.

Heroes:

are always letdowns.......

My Blog

where am i????

loosing weight and drinking coffee has been pretty much all i have been doing this summer. im not gonna leave town at all. i just want a vacation. god damn it. why is it 89 degrees out with 99% humidi...
Posted by diamond joe perry on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 07:43:00 PST

so im another year older.....

im 21 today. its kind of morbid to think that if i were to live to the ripe old age of 63, an entire third of my life is over. and through my eyes i havent really accomplished anything. i havent reall...
Posted by diamond joe perry on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 02:09:00 PST

fuck yinz

in 24 hours i will be in boston. fuck yinz. im happy to get out of this city for a week. ill be back.
Posted by diamond joe perry on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 08:10:00 PST

giving the finger(like the one b-fresh severed)

im kinda bitter. just letting the general public how much i hate them. its always a question of giving you a hug or spitting in your face. i want coffee. i want a time machine. its snowing. im soaked....
Posted by diamond joe perry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

good times....

me and my band of misfits have recently been hitting the dumpsterdiving hard. i love free food,still in packages and fun new stuff. we broke alot of bottles on saturday night. i tried to blow fire...
Posted by diamond joe perry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

4 month summary....

winter has made me bitter, friends leaving has made me bitter, i dont like paying bills. i dont like numb fingers. im slowly becoming an alcoholic. whiskey has found a special place in my blacken...
Posted by diamond joe perry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

owwwwwww fuck.

my hand got mangled on sunday. me and diamond esquire were enjoying a relaxing sunday wandering about..... fell down this hill on the busway, landed on a broken forty bottle.... ambulance ride, ...
Posted by diamond joe perry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

rain.....

my area is flooded, i cant go home. there is 2 feet of water inside the dairymart by my house. good thing i have some ok hobo skills.....
Posted by diamond joe perry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

take your airplane to work day.........

9/11 showed the world that amerikkka isnt bulletproof. i need to move to canada
Posted by diamond joe perry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST