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I Am Smiling

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About Me

“I'm a Mong Magnet.”

- Lady K of H 2006
If you dont know me... why not? I dont bite!

I prefer dogs to humans.
I prefer humans to jobbies...
but only just.
TEA IS THE NEW COCAINE

My Interests

Stuff. Potatoes. Pretty Boys. Hula hooping with invisible hula hoops. Tea

I'd like to meet:

" Anyone with a sick sense of humour, anyone who can hold surreal conversations, and anyone who doesnt take themselves too seriously.
The rest of you can just piss off!

Music:



Full of metally goodness, dash of rat pack, anything that doesnt go "bleep bleep bleep" really.

Movies:

Kevin Smith films esp Clerks II, Really tacky Zombie b-movies, Brain Dead and Bad Taste. Indiana Jones films... :)

Television:

TV rots your brain worse than zombification!
I love cartoons especially The Tick, Ren n Stimpy, Futurama and Pingu!

Books:

Anything by Robert Rankin esp the Armageddon Trilogy (i want a time sprout of my own tho id give him a better name than barry.), Homers Odyssey, Private Memoirs and Confessions of a Justified Sinner, The Little Prince, The Silver Crown, The World According to Garp, Porterhouse Blue

Heroes:

My Mum, My Granny and Granda and my brother D.Deacon was my hero and soulmate too :(

My Blog

Check out this event: Squadron 40 Night Oot

Hosted By: Squadron 40When: 12 Apr 2008, 20:30Where: 13th Note CafeKing StreetGlasgow, Scotland|71 G15QTUnited KingdomDescription:Squadron 40 Click Here To View Event...
Posted by I Am Smiling on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:09:00 PST

how to make a woman go weak at the knees

There are many things that make a woman weak at the knees. Now find out how to truly melt her heart...(or make her vomit - k style)1. Ask her to dance.>>Its not the fact you asked her that made her we...
Posted by I Am Smiling on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 05:45:00 PST

IMPORTANT: Wombles Fluffy Board of Fluffiness

Ive started up (again) the Wombles Fluffy Board of Fluffiness and we're needing people to join up and join in the silliness.It doesnt cost anything and I guarantee surreality like this site wont be ex...
Posted by I Am Smiling on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 08:43:00 PST

Solid Sony Ericsson Fan Club - Minutes of the first meeting

I wish i had the skill to convey conversations online as they happen in real life.I had the most obscure yet funny conversation with some guys in the pub.It turned out we were all owners of sony erics...
Posted by I Am Smiling on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 01:43:00 PST

Alternative models

I'm gonna have a wee fucking rant about alternative models.I am so fucking sick of everyone i meet these days claiming to be an alternative model... so yer da took a picture of you sprawled across yer...
Posted by I Am Smiling on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 02:40:00 PST

motherly love

What the fuck kind of mother would chose a convicted paedophile over her own teenage daughter?I overheard a man i assumed was the father tell a woman that his 13yo daughter(? tho he may have been a so...
Posted by I Am Smiling on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 09:20:00 PST

Terrorism, the North / South Divide and looking objectively at recent events.

Ive been fascinated by the different responses to these recent terrorist attacks by those in the South and those in the North.Take for example the comments made on two different sites discussing simil...
Posted by I Am Smiling on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 06:06:00 PST

English smoking ban - bunch of whinging bastards

What the fuck are they moaning about?All the crap these smokers are spouting "what about my right to do what i want to my body"... noone is arguing with the shite you want to pour into your bodies you...
Posted by I Am Smiling on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 09:00:00 PST

Nanny States and True Freedom

One phrase I hate hearing, yet is used more and more is "Nanny State".Surely people aren't so naive to believe that we live in any stricter a state than we did fifty or so years ago.I'm amused at peop...
Posted by I Am Smiling on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:39:00 PST

45 ways to make an unromantic fool vomit with ks commentary

Another post with K's Special Commentaryok maybe im just the most unromantic person on the planet but does anyone else find this stuff a little on the stalker / overly possessive side?FFS i'd want a l...
Posted by I Am Smiling on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 12:54:00 PST