Anti Emo Establishment

Thought I would replace this section with an email i got from faggy emo. It explains quite well my thoughts on this whole emo genre!This guy sent me an email apparently for some college research! Any ideas what I should say to the little fag, I know why I hate them but what about you guys?What would be your responses to this email?____________Hello my name is Sam and I am doing an exploratory essay for my English class at the university on the stereotypical views and the treatment of emos by other groups. I would like to ask you some questions for my paper. 1. You do you hate emos so much, 2. What are you views on the emo culture, 3. Why did you make the Anti Emo Establishment, 4. Why can’t you get along with emos, 5. Ant there a better way to handle you hatred for emos.________________Here's my answers.1. The answer to yours first question is that I can't believe that you got into University to start with. What type of grammar is, "You do you hate emos so much." This makes no sense, if you want approach me for an answer to this question again I will fill it in if you make it intelligible.2. My views on the emo culture, as you call it, is that emos are their own worst enemy. I looked at your profile page and was not suprised that your mood was down as "depressed". What exactly is it about your futile existence that makes you so depressed? Maybe if you weren't wearing girls jeans you might feel the sweet relief of life.3. The Anti Emo Establishment was made in order to educate people on the danger of Emo Aids. It's the soul destroying aspect of yourselves that means that both you and all your friends want to kill yourselves. I would be worried emo is an airborne disease but I reckon that you are killing each other off quickly enough for it not to become an epidemic.4. I would be too scared to get along with emos' in case I caught your feelings of worthlessness and lived in your pathetic blame nation.5. I would have refused to answer this question on the same grounds as question one "Ant there a better way to handle you hatred for emos," but, I shall honour it with an answer anyway. There is a better way for me to handle Emo's, unfortunately, my funds are too limited to buy into the weapons of mass destruction that I would require to do justice to my feelings.Anti Emo Hedonist__________________We shall also be including certain topical delights such as, emo loser of the week, the poems these losers write and educating the little cunts on what self expression and originality actually is. And don't forget people, don't touch them. The emo spreads like fucking air borne disease! We can't lose any more of our soldiers to them.Oh and I hate crips too.