William Zabka

Hi, I'm William Zabka. You may remember me from the absolute best movies made in the 1980's. The Karate Kid, The Karate Kid Part II, Just One of The Guys, Back To School, European Vacation...and the list goes on. I've been in a good amount of more recent films, but everyone on the face of the earth seems to have forgotten about me. Sure, I guess it's because I always played the bully in every one of those movies. But those were just characters. In real life, I'm actually a nice guy. I like writing poetry and flexing my muscles in front of the mirror. Then writing poetry about my muscles and about flexing my muscles in front of the mirror. On Sundays I volunteer at a soup kitchen and help the homeless get some food. But for some reason my wallet gets stolen every damn time. And the homeless guys always make fun of me, calling me names like, "Sissy Pants," "Captain Fuckstool," "Blondy McButtercheeks," and "Fucking Asshole Give Me My Damn Soup and Bread Before I Climb Over This Partition and Whoop Your Stupid Ass Into The Ground." I never understood what that one meant. I usually just smile and spoon out some soup.