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Christopher

I AM THE 5TH TURTLE!!!!

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THE GARDENER!!! The Gardener Trailer

Add to My Profile | More Videos Amber and Chris 16 first times more pictures Another dream come true, doing Stand up at the Comedy Store! there is no feeling in the world like makeing a room full of people laugh out loud! if only Gene Wilder could have been there...next time.
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Add to My Profile | More Videos T-U-R-T-L-E- POWER THIS IS GOING TO BE AMAZING!!! HOLLY CRAP AND Hallelujah!!!! WE are all going to see this movie when it comes out! i don't care how far away any of you live you are all comeing out to Hollywood to WATCH THIS WITH ME! it will be Epic!
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adopt your own virtual pet! feed her a strawberry, and she will say in her cute little hamster voice. "LEAVE ME ALONE I'M STARVING" ..................................................
:: how nintendo are you? ::I'm just a southtern, christain, boy making lazy sunshine circles in the sky, spinning into you and into me,(that's in a song I wrote for someone) you probably flew right by me just the other day, and didn't say a word. But don't worry, i won't stop spinning till I paint this whole town Blue, light blue, and dark blue, every shade of blue even You. that's all life is anyway. there are no goods or bads, ups or downs Blacks or whites! Just many shades of blues. blue is such a bitter sweet color, Filled with what is true!! everything happens for a reason too. like me finding you. don't just fly by. life is to short. look in my eyes of brown and see my blues fall around, Hold me squeeze me, pull me in with all your might, don't be blind to evil stand and fight! and I'll be right there, with you always, ALWAYS! always may seem like a long time true, but it's a blink of an eye in my shades of blue! beside Always is never enough time for me, to get enough of you! P.S. when you put your red goggles down everything turns purple!Copied from MySpace.com -- Find me on MySpace and be my friend! I love the BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER!!!!! we all could learn from this little, guy. he knew what was important in life, and he reached for it with all of his toaster might, with his little toaster arms. there's a brave little toaster in all of us that we all need to find. And he is just waiting to pop out with Toast!!!! TOAST OF LOVE!!!

My Interests

more pictures THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE!! IT will change you LIFE! I SWEAR IT! My new #1 favorite movie of all time. THE SCIENCE OF SLEEP!
Get this video and more at MySpace.comTry to find me in this video.....give up? I'm the one spitting up my drink.
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Get this video and more at MySpace.comMY FAVORITE SONGS!!!
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Get this video and more at MySpace.comEnjoy looking at my pics as much as i enjoyed living them, almost like a million past lives, lived and loved, wraped up on a resume to God. when i meet God in our first big meeting in his office, for the play look at my Blogs,I'm a man of many talents, I'm a comicbook artist, painter, sculpter, poet, magician, juggler, stilt walker, pan flute player, song writer, play write, Guitar player, working actor (That's right i get paid to do it),balloon sculpter,singer, dancer, horseback rider, mechanical bull rider, I am THE Gardener, Bosi tree farmer, I do what i like, and Like what I do. Go to www.hollisterco.com ...click on California soul, then on the guy blowing up balloons (that&..39;s me) then on the gardener. to find out what i'm really all about.

I'd like to meet:

here is my first movie the Gardener!! The Gardener Trailer

Add to My Profile | More Videos src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c177/guthunk/th_tamar a_stronach2_copy.jpg" I want to meet the child like Empress, so she can say MY name!! She always asken folks to say her name i want her to know how it feels!! someone that loves God as much as I do. someone that loves Art of all kinds from Comicbooks to The musical The Fantasticks, someone who loves to Cuddle, and watch 80's movies, someone who thinks of everyone else before themselves, someone who doesn't care what people think of them and can act stupid in public places, someone who loves to Laugh, and make me laugh. someone that doesn't need to drink and smoke in order to fit in and have fun, (girls that smoke are nasty), someone that loves Cartoons, Someone that can keep up with me on the dance floor, someone who likes getting gifts and surprises with out feeling guilty about it, someone who loves the little things in life, you know like waffle cones, and the way clear water looks when the sun hits it, a little Kiss on your neck and the way it makes you all tingley, a good poem that really strikes true to you, how you feel after a good run and a Hot shower, the feeling you get when you look at the old tree house in the back yard, or a photo album. how great it is when you run into an old friend, and it's like you never parted, Peach cobbler with homemade ice cream, swaying back and forth on the big white swing that hangs from my favorite oversized tree by the water, adding ice to my orange juice, being upside down on a roller coaster and feeling the urge to close my eyes (but always keeping them open), talking to a stranger on the street just to meet someone new, napping on a Sunday afternoon after church, the rush of hearing an audience laugh at a line you just delivered, always remembering that you can clean and dry yourself off…but getting a little dirty and being drenched by the rain almost always ensure a great memory, walking through the quad at Carolina just to see the dogwood in bloom, laughing at a clumsy puppy who hasn't quite grown into those oversized paws, holding the hand of someone I love, traveling to a new place and knowing it doesn't matter which direction I go, randomly sending my mom and grandma flowers for no other reason than because I adore and love them, calling or sending a note in the middle of the day just to remind someone that they mean the world to me this is starting to sound like a Smuckers Ad! anyway I guess I'm just one of those hopeless dreamers, and I'm looking for someone that isn't afraid to Live there dreams, and there dreams aren't afraid to Live. I would also love to meet Gene Wilder, GENE WILDER, AND GENE WILDER! Bill Murry,(should have won the OSCER HELLO!) Katie Holmes... no wait i already met her! and She is AWSOME! Claire Danes-i have always loved her, I think she's friends with Katie! Wooowho Love TRIANGLE, Giovanni Ribisi is amazing in everything!! Roland Orzablad and Curt Smith, Michael J. Fox,Christopher Lloyd,Lloyd Alexander, for the book of three. Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird for TMNT.

Movies:

I love anything with Gene Wilder, and Bill Murry in it, though...My favorite's are, Willy Wonka, Hello Ghostbusters 1&2!!! Young Frankenstien, Groundhogs Day' The Producers, doesn't matter how many cast do it on Broadway noone can touch Gene and Zero, they are GENIUS, speaking of Genius that's one of my favorite movies...Real Genius with Val Kilmer, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind, The Gift with my Girl Katie Holmes, the Boiler Room with the Great! Giovanni, Back to the Future 12&3, Weird Science, the Passion of the Christ, the SpongeBob squarepants Movie (everyone has to see that!!) the original time Machine, the original Planet of the Apes before Marky Mark screwed it up,(really though it's not his fault, he and John C. Raily were awsome in Boogy nights!) Star Wars before Jar Jar screwed it up, Anchor man, Old school, Zoolander, meet the Parents, the wedding singer,Happy Gilmore, oh and anything with Chris Farlely I loved that guy. Tommy boy, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies T-U-R-T-L-E power, Ghostbuster1&2 already said that one but that's how much i love them"he is VEGO!", Fast times at ridgemont high(best acting by Sean Penn) all of the Lord of the rings Movies, Napoleon Dynamite, The Gardener, AIR, Quentin's 3 Favorites, Jack the Snipper, the Marksman,Backwards,Game night, all those movies are good except for this one guy that sucks in all of them.

Television:

The Simpson's!!! Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sponge Bob, Friends, everybody love's Raymond, StarGate, Star Trek, Gummi bears, He-Man, Captin N and the Game Masters, Captin Angela and her Dance, Dance Fury,

Books:

Summer Tree By Ron Cowen (the most beautiful play written)The Bible, The way of the Pilgrim(you think you love Jesus, you should check the guy out in this book), Spoon River Anthology (if you haven't read it, get it unless your in Don's first year class), the Book of Three, the Black Cauldron, Taran Wanderer is my favorite, anything by Alexander Loyd, the complete works of Lewis Carol, Willy Wonka, the Cat in the Hat came Back, The Lord Of the Rings (even better than the movies) the charge of the light brigade, Life on the other side by Silvia Brown,all Dragon Lance books, the Minstril, castle of Fire and Ice, Beowulf, Choose your own Adventure, Incognito the Mosquito, (the 1st book has the coolest pictures), Governor Reagan his Rise to Power By Lou Cannon, TMNT the old comics from the 80's, Wolverine blood Lust.how did i get all these pics on here??? i used Photo bucket!!!

Heroes:

My Dad for always suporting me and telling me the truth about politics, My Mom for being the best Mom anyone could ever have, Elvis, he gave away most of his money to help people, he was a talented and selfless person, to bad his daughter is a freak, Gene Wilder for being an amazing performer, and giving so much to Cancer research, Mel Gibson for showing Hollywood what this country really wants, my coach from highschool-Mr. Gilespe, for teaching me to have faith, that when you give to people and you have nothing, not to worry, God will always take care of you, high school teacher Mr. Bowen for getting me through High school, Robert Caprio for being a Genius at everything he Does! and of course Captain Angela, for inspiring me to pick up my Ink pen again, you are my Muse. I also admire Link and Mario for all the death and suffering they endured for me when i was a kid playing there games in the 80's. and EMILY SHOEMAKER for enduring my friendship!! OK EMILY are you Happy??? HUH??

My Blog

here it is THE 5TH NINJA TURTLE!!!!!!!

So these are my Ninja Turtle details That will make me the 5th TurtleName: Sandro Botticelli my Turtle name would just be Botticelli or ("little barrel") ..> ..> Sandro Botticelli Alleged self-port...
Posted by Christopher on Wed, 02 May 2007 12:59:00 PST

"I met the NINJA TURTLES" A Musical Number Performed by me!

(Chris sings this with tears in his eyes) LOOk at me.. could this be?? the happiest day of my life. *tear* Look at this.my names not Chrisit's Turtle Number fiveeeee!I am alive *sniff* as TURTLE numbe...
Posted by Christopher on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:51:00 PST

I HAD SURGURY!! for the first time! with Korina Trip!

same day he saw me. (it's good to have surgen friends) I went to Rex HospitAL AT ABOUT 5:30 HAD MY OPERATION at 9:00 and was out by 10:00. ((((Jeremy, Gavin, and Vance you will never guess who the nur...
Posted by Christopher on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 08:49:00 PST

DO NOT MESS WITH ME JUST CAUSE I'M AN ELF,A true ELF story from the Ghetto Malls Of San Fran!

OK so I'm at the Mall dressed as an Elf, doing a Christmas Show, singing some Christmas Songs, getting the kids up to do the Twelve days of Christmas, having fun, when this GHETTO ASS HOLE comes up to...
Posted by Christopher on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 12:28:00 PST

Turtle POWER!!! 2007 movie!!!

that's right the ninja turtles are back in a new movie, coming out in 2007, they are using computer generated turtles in this one, sorry Frank Oz. We still love you. (Jerry Maguire style)>> ...
Posted by Christopher on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 08:59:00 PST

SHADES OF BLUES

I'm just a southtern, christain, boy making lazy sunshine circles in the sky, spinning into you and into me,(that's in a song I wrote for someone) you probably flew right by me just the other day, and...
Posted by Christopher on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 03:56:00 PST

my meeting with God!!! a play By Chris Hill

<Enjoy looking at my pics as much as i enjoyed living them, almost like a million past lives, lived and loved, wraped up on a resume to God. when i meet God in our first big meeting in his office,&...
Posted by Christopher on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 01:50:00 PST

commet to Lynnsay Crace oh yeah this is a good one so i saved it. lynnsay is soo awsome!!

i loved seeing you at my birthday, LOVED LOVED!! yes i said it! i'm not afraid of my feelings. i have learned to channel all my negativeness, into alittle round pac-man ball, and then it eats all ...
Posted by Christopher on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 01:16:00 PST