I am so damn funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I thought of some good bumper stickers today:
Stop staring at my car's ass.
"Bush" is Iraqi for "stupid horribleness."
"Don't pee on this" is feline for "I'm really counting on yo...
Posted by VIDEO ARMAGEDDON on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 07:06:00 PST |
The only thing that rhymes with stanza is Danza. |
Recently, my good friend Stephen, known to the Myspace populous as Esteban, wrote a lengthy thesis on the topic of Martin Lawrence and his anemic talent. Part of his argument stemmed from the unorigin...
Posted by VIDEO ARMAGEDDON on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 11:26:00 PST |
The horrible smell of success |
So when I showed up for a gig yesterday, my boss Tony pulled me aside and said that one of my clients had registered a complaint against me. Since I am perfect in every conceivable way, I was really i...
Posted by VIDEO ARMAGEDDON on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 04:16:00 PST |
Do what you feel! |
Whenever I get drunk at a bar and decide its time to use the facilities, I always have the strongest urge, as I am standing over the toliet, to just let it fly and spray the entire bathroom in urine. ...
Posted by VIDEO ARMAGEDDON on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 10:51:00 PST |
Wha Happened? |
Right now it is -4 degrees in Chicago.
It's okay, though, because it will soon get up to a respectable 9 degrees ABOVE zero.
Have a nice day!
Posted by VIDEO ARMAGEDDON on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 07:47:00 PST |
QUOTE OF THE DAY 14 |
"Super cute & butt toy aren't usually phrases that we get to use in the same sentence, at least until this Super Cute Butt Toy came our way! Made of soft, flexible, baby blue silicone, this string of ...
Posted by VIDEO ARMAGEDDON on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 10:03:00 PST |
QUOTE OF THE DAY 13 - And it's December 13th! OOOOOOH!!! |
"They want 17 and 18 year old guys to look at their package and say, "Wow!"" - the moderator at a Pepsi focus group I was filming today.
1. Does this make you want to drink Pepsi much more, a litt...
Posted by VIDEO ARMAGEDDON on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 07:20:00 PST |
QUOTE OF THE DAY 12 |
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! --Tom Lehrer
Posted by VIDEO ARMAGEDDON on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 06:29:00 PST |
QUOTE OF THE DAY 11 |
"What the fuck!" -Me, after having to get up at 4:30 AM this morning and wait in 5 degree weather for the train to take me to a market research company, where I had to sit and watch oncologists talkin...
Posted by VIDEO ARMAGEDDON on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 07:15:00 PST |
QUOTE OF THE DAY 10 |
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth. --George Burns
Posted by VIDEO ARMAGEDDON on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 09:08:00 PST |
