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Marc'o van Bastard

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Marc'o van Bastard Basic Informations Name : Marc Location : London Occupation : TV Stuff In a Relationship MySpace URL : http://www.myspace.com/jinginakipunxxx General
breakcore
bleeps
clubs
gigs
DJing
making noisy music
bricking swans
laziness
juggling
eating
cooking
obscurism
hip-hop
basketball
beer
rum
drugs
monkeys
graffiti
toys
Bapes
sleep
sloganeering
television
serial killers
switch
poker
comics
playing pool
clowns
bass
sub-bass
tattoos
inappropriate hats
appropriate hats
hats
inappropriateness
profanity
grammar
T-shirts
prison white trainers
milk
snobbery
BMX
climbing
These are a few of my favourite things
Music
ADAADAT
Tigerbeat6
Gold Chains
The Tuss
Cex
Kid606
Sue Cie
Cockrockdisco
Ghostly International
Venetian Snares
Jason Forrest
Paavoharju
Donna Summer
DJ/Rupture
Ninja Tune
Warp
Fonal
Rolling Stones
Richie Hawtin
Guilty Connector
Suicide
RJD2
Sigur Ros
Vitalic
Optimo Espacio
Trash
Arab Strap
Bobby Conn
Cobra Killer
Mogwai
Boredoms
Jacques Lu Cont
International Deejay Gigolos
Dapper Clowns
DJ Shadow
The Rapture
Ove Naxx
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Grand Buffet
Roots Manuva
Khonnor
Buck 65
Liars
Anticon
Steve Routrax
Knifehandchop
GLC
Lali Puna
Joanna Newsom
T-Rex
Junior Boys
Underworld
Scientific American
Tiga
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead
Xiu Xiu
Noah 23
T Raumschmiere
Liars
Sage Francis
Giorgio Moroder
Duran Duran Duran
65daysofstatic
Death From Above 1979
Ugly Duckling
Rephlex
Maximo Park
DJ Scotch Egg
New Order
HORSE the Band
Windsor For The Derby
Daft Punk
Patrick Wolf
Autechre
LCD Soundsystem
Squarepusher
Dillinger Escape Plan
UMEK
David Axelrod
Erol Alkan
Black Sabbath
Dave Clarke
Aspects
Corey Feldman
Cylob
Merzbow
Miss Kittin
Monkey Tribe
B Fleischmann
Boris
V/VM
Lightning Bolt
Aphex Twin
SLAM
The Faint
Bright Eyes
Mad Capsule Markets
Underground Resistance
Pluramon
The Books
Wu-Tang Clan
Fennesz
Kevin Blechdom
MC Paul Barman
Minotaur Shock
Def Jux
DJ Koze
Solvent
The Appleseed Cast
Youthmovie Soundtrack Strategies
Hrvatski
Swayzak
Dalek
Sven Vath
AC/DC
Moldy Peaches
The Who
DJ Food
MC Soom T
Pelican
KILL
Leonard Nimoy
Hentai Cum Dungeon
Animal Collective
mmfan316
Stabilizer
The Arcade Fire
Ryoji Ikeda
Bong-Ra
Doddodo
Cutting Pink With Knives
Afrirampo
Blitter
Stuntrock
Guitar Wolf
Joy Division
Comeback Kid
KillMemoryCrash
BBC Radiophonic Workshop
DJ Scud
At The Drive-In
Battles
The Bug
Deathmachine
Enduser
Ceephax Acid Crew
Dextro
The Needles
Sickboy
El-P
Parts & Labor
Cardopusher
Juan Atkins
Jean Bach
Trentmoller
White Noise
Servants Of The Apocalyptic Goat Rave
Movies
The Prestige
Primer
Save The Green Planet
La Grande Bouffe
Lost Highway
Shaolin Soccer
Donnie Darko
Apocalypse Now
Audition
Death to Smoochy
Battle Royale
Mulholland Drive
Ichi the Killer
Irreversible
Near Dark
Kill Bill
Memento
Spirited Away
Alien
Office Space
Requiem For A Dream
Shaun Of The Dead
Dressed to Kill
Trapped In The Closet
Ninth Gate
The First Great Train Robbery
Weekend At Bernie's
Team America World Police
Oldboy
Festen
Bubba Ho-Tep
Sympathy For Mr Vengeance
Gozu
Coffee and Cigarettes
Sin City
The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie
Freaked
Ong-Bak
Happiness of the Katakuris
Elephant
Lady Vengeance
The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things
Hackers
Forbidden Planet
3 Extremes
Riki Oh
David Lynch
Takashi Miike
John Carpenter
Park Chan-Wook
Coen Brothers
David Cronenberg
Brad Anderson
Darren Aronofsky
Hammer Horror
Zombie Films
TV
Arrested Development
Curb Your Enthusiasm
American Dad
Charlie Brooker's Screen Wipe
The Mighty Boosh
Jam
Brass Eye
The Day Today
Mythbusters
Trailer Park Boys
Outlaws
Samurai Jack
The Shield
the Discovery Channel
Twin Peaks
Family Guy
Futurama
Seinfeld
Spaced
Black Books
Homicide
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
Oz
Ideal
Peep Show
Last Man Standing
My Name is Earl
Bruiser
15 Storeys
QI
The Thick Of It
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Books
Destroy All Monsters - Ken Hollings
Girlfriend in a Coma - Douglas Coupland
The Zombie Survival Guide - Max Brooks
Super Cannes - JG Ballard
In the Country of Last Things - Paul Auster
Hitchhiker's Guide - Douglas Adams
Monkey Versus Robot - James Kochalka
Dance Dance Dance - Haruki Murakami
The Age of Wire and String - Ben Marcus
House of Leaves - Mark Z Danielewski
Babylon - Victor Pelevin
The Fortress of Solitude - Jonathan Lethem
JPG: Japan Graphics - Sanae Tomari
Obey the Giant - Life in the Image World - Rick Poynor
Raw Shark Texts - Steven Hall
Robert Kirkman
Grant Morrison
Alan Moore
Heroes
Oliver Reed
Orson Welles
Dionysus / Bacchus
Stephen Hawking
my Mum
My Music
Critical Best
Scunnered Records
My Blogs
Marc'o van Bastard Blog
circushands.blogspot.com
FOUND DEAD IN THE STREET
Critical Best Blog
scunneredrecords.blogspot.com
My Facebook...
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My Last.FM...
About Me
I am not a doctor
I am that I am
e^(pi*i) = -1
I have a photic sneeze reflex
I possess many, many useless things
If I had any common sense I'd be running this fucking show
I broke my wrist playing football once. WHAT THE FUCK WAS I DOING PLAYING FOOTBALL?
I am one of those people that thinks putting an obscene amount of favourite music on here is an acceptable substitute for a personality
My taste in music has a bigger cock than your taste in music
Pshhht
I am a myrmecologist
Sometimes I don a monkey suit. That's when shit really kicks off
Percolation - the slow movement of a substance through porous media; as in the slow movement of water through soil or permeable rock
There is a skeleton inside of me
I have a psychic horse called Crenshaw
I won't rest until I don't care
I removed all your twenty inch rims and I'm melting them down to build five foot plates for the shins of my thirty foot android
I believe in maps, diagrams, codes, chess-games, puzzles, airline timetables, airport indicator signs
I believe in the next five minutes
I believe in the history of my feet
I believe in migraines, the boredom of afternoons, the fear of calendars, the treachery of clocks
I believe in anxiety, psychosis and despair
I believe in the perversions, in the infatuations with trees, princesses, prime ministers, derelict filling stations, clouds and birds
I believe in the light cast by video-recorders in department store windows, in the messianic insights of the radiator grilles of showroom automobiles, in the elegance of the oil stains on the engine nacelles of 747s parked on airport tarmacs
I believe in the gentleness of the surgeon's knife, in the limitless geometry of the cinema screen, in the hidden universe within supermarkets, in the loneliness of the sun, in the garrulousness of planets, in the repetitiveness or ourselves, in the inexistence of the universe and the boredom of the atom
I am not your friend
My Awesome Girlfriend, Mo
My Friends...
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My Comments...
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That column over there on the left... continues down for fucking ages, by the way

My Blog

The Luftwaffe’s Revenge

There's a massive unexploded WWII bomb about 20 minutes from my house.  Supposedly it started ticking when the army bomb squad were playing with it.  Fuck that. Imagine getting blo...
Posted by Marc'o van Bastard on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:46:00 PST

ONLY REAL COWBOYS READ THE BIBLE

I have a new MP3 out - Critical Best's second release, 'ONLY REAL COWBOYS READ THE BIBLE'. It's a 13 minute noise soundscape inspired by the harsh violence of the frontier lands of the 1800s. This y...
Posted by Marc'o van Bastard on Thu, 15 May 2008 08:39:00 PST

New blog

Here are some pictures of dead animals, found in the street: http://deadinthestreet.blogspot.com/ A new picture every Monday.  If you have any you've taken yourself, gimme a shout and I'll put th...
Posted by Marc'o van Bastard on Thu, 08 May 2008 02:24:00 PST

thesixtyone.com

Dunno how many of you use www.thesixtyone.com/, but I now have a page on there:http://www.thesixtyone.com/jinginakipunxxx/collection/ all/Where you can go and listen to 3 of my tracks, and bump them if...
Posted by Marc'o van Bastard on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 08:54:00 PST

Yeah, what of it?


Posted by Marc'o van Bastard on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:54:00 PST

Last.fm downloads

Hey peeps, Forgot to mention - you can now download the full Meconium album from the Critical Best Last.fm page: http://www.last.fm/music/Critical+Best/Meconium Go there and do your dirty bu...
Posted by Marc'o van Bastard on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 07:16:00 PST

Crunk Techno

Is 'Crunk Techno' a real genre?  I propose that it is.  And the main proponents of it are: Herrmutt Lobby edIT Who else is there?...
Posted by Marc'o van Bastard on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 08:48:00 PST

Blades of Nonsense

After watching Blades of Glory the other night, my mind wandered to a spectacle I once seen. That of a man, decked out like Kurt Cobain, ice skating to the sounds of Nirvana's 'Smells Like Teen Spirit...
Posted by Marc'o van Bastard on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 06:20:00 PST

New Critical Best track up

Hello peeps, I've been working on a new track.  You can listen to it over at the the Critical Best Myspace - http://www.myspace.com/criticalbest It's called 'Arundel Tomb' and is based off the Ph...
Posted by Marc'o van Bastard on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 02:46:00 PST

JOHN FUCKING RAMBO

This is going to be the film of the year   Hahahahahahahaha...
Posted by Marc'o van Bastard on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:17:00 PST