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Dave

Did you think a driveway is a funny place for a dog to sleep?

About Me

I guess you could say I'm a pretty average guy. I'm single, but I'm not doing this to pick up a girl. I'm on MySpace to try catch up with old friends and make new ones (hopefully I may find that one 'someone'). Feel free to add me, I'll accept anyone unless you want me to watch you on a webcam or click on a picture for a free Macy's gift card.I'm kind of a nerd, but I'm not one of those glasses wearing, smelly, neckbearded, super obese, World of Warcraft playing, disgusting parent's basement dwellers. I like to think I'm a pretty average nerd who enjoys doing normal non-nerd stuff (like go outdoors). Yes, I am a goon by the way.Everything else about me is summed up on the left side of your screen in the Interests section. If you have any questions about me, feel free to comment, message, or IM me.AOL: SuperObeast MSN: [email protected], I think you smell bad. You should shower or something. Really, I don't want you to stink up this part of the internet. I didn't buy air freshener, but I will next time I'm at the store. I keep forgetting air freshener, and I always find out when I get home. Plus, there are a lot of ugly people who shop these days. Someone needs to give them anti-ugly pills.[LOVEMYFLASH]
[/LOVEMYFLASH]DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE?

My Interests

Computers Cooking Music Poker Something Awful Sudoku Video Games

I'd like to meet:

Honestly, there is a list of celebrities I'd like to meet (and, for some of them, engage in battle). In terms of someone 'special', I would like to meet someone who can accept me as being a nice nerd and not one of those jackass body builder types.View All Friends | View Blog | View Pics | Add Comment

Music:

Pretty much anything except for country (with a few exceptions in that genre).

Movies:

2001: A Space Odyssey 300 40 Year-Old Virgin Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy Army of Darkness Back to the Future Trilogy Batman Begins Billy Madison Borat Children of Men Citizen Kane Dark Knight Dr. Strangelove The Goonies Happy Gilmore I Am Legend Little Miss Sunshine MST3K: The Movie Office Space Pee-Wee's Big Adventure The Pursuit of Happyness Saving Private Ryan Shaun of the Dead South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut Silence of the Lambs The Simpsons Movie Spider-Man Spider-Man 2 Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Star Wars Episode III to VI Superbad Superman Superman II Superman Returns Team America: World Police UHF Wet Hot American Summer

Television:

America's Funniest Home Videos American Idol Arrested Development Cheap Seats Good Eats Heroes House M.D. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Iron Chef Japan Late Night with Conan O'Brien Late Show with David Letterman Lost Metalocalypse Mr. Show with Bob and David Mystery Science Theater 3000 The Office Old School Nickelodeon Shows Pee-Wee's Playhouse The Price is Right The Simpsons South Park Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Top Chef

My Blog

Story that makes no sense: A dog and his television

There was once a dog who bought a television. The clerk at the local electronics store told the dog that he couldn't buy the Sony 32-inch LCD screen HDTV because he was a dog and dogs don't watch tele...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 02:05:00 PST

MySpace Rant: CAPTCHA for friend requests is now useless

Yeah, I know it's been a while since I've ranted about something. I also know that I could just e-mail MySpace about this issue, but I find it more satisfying to rant about this to the five people who...
Posted by Dave on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 02:34:00 PST

Waking up in the early afternoon

If you read the title of this blog, then you know one of the things I hate doing.Don't ask me why I hate waking up in the early afternoon (12 - 3 PM), because I really don't know the answer. I think i...
Posted by Dave on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 01:49:00 PST

Why do I think about stupid stuff too much?

Golly, two blogs in two days? That means something!About an hour ago, I was watching Good Eats on TiVo (greatest TV-related invention since the DVD player and/or the NES) while eating some ice cream b...
Posted by Dave on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 03:34:00 PST

A brief summary of every episode of American Chopper ever made

The episode starts off with the old guy telling his sons that they're building a bike for a celebrity, a charity/foundation, or a mixture of the two, and it has to be done in three to five days. The g...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:36:00 PST

I think Im old

I remember when I was growing up, I was pretty good at keeping up with what was popular and trendy. I remember when the whole Pokémon craze started ten years ago. I think I still have my first Pokémon...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 05:35:00 PST

Do you want to see me shake like a bowl full of jelly?

If you laughed at that title, then you are awesome (especially if you know where it came from). If you answered no, then you are awesome regardless. If you answered yes, then you must have a crush on ...
Posted by Dave on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 05:14:00 PST

If blogging was an Olympic sport, Id probably get last place

Well, the Olympics are almost over (they end on Sunday) and are also on my TV right now. Currently, some guys are running in the 4x400 relay and I'm not really paying attention to it because I am typi...
Posted by Dave on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 10:47:00 PST

Im starting to hate birds...

There is this stupid bird (or group of birds) that does nothing but chirp non-stop from like 10 PM until who knows when (probably sunrise). What's funny is that it's right outside my bedroom window. S...
Posted by Dave on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:05:00 PST

Late Night Random Life Blog

I know it's kinda unusal to post stuff about my non-internet (or MySpace) life, but I'm kinda bored and not tired. So, I thought, "Eh, why not?"So here's my life lately..._____________________________...
Posted by Dave on Sun, 25 May 2008 02:05:00 PST