COREY OZ
THE WORLD ACCORDING TO...
Corey Oz on... living with a gay roommate: Living with a gay roommate is kinda like making a deal with the devil. I am afraid that sooner or later Satan is coming for my ass!
Corey Oz on... being 30 w/o kids: My twin sis and I are basically the last in our 15 year age generation to not have kids in our family. So they've an instituted an over/under wager as to whom is going to pop out a kid first - and every year you can be sure of 2 things: 1) the pot gets bigger and 2) a cousin, aunt or uncle is seriously pissed at me come Christmas time.
Corey Oz on... crack cocaine: it keeps callin' me!
My creedo: God is good but He can humble you in a minute! My motto: If I can't pee on you, &%$@ you!
"TELL ME ABOUT YO'SELF FOO'!" - Da Survey
Name: ummm... DUH!
Birthday: September 23, 1975 - am I a Libra or Virgo?
Birthplace: Chester, PA
Current Location: Wilmington, DE
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5 feet, 9 1/2 inches
Weight: 165 lbs.
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: black K Swiss. My work shoes.
Do you like to dance?: DO I?
Do people think you're crazy?: At last count, nearly all of my old friends would give that a resounding "YES! He is one crazy mo' fo'!"
Your Weakness: a phat ***
Your Fears: obscurity
Your Perfect Pizza: extra cheese, please
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to write the song that moves you
Your life changed...: The day I discovered my Gift
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: *shrug*
Thoughts First Waking Up: more
Your Best Physical Feature: my uh... big feet
Your Bedtime: early these days - I'm all grown up!
Your Most Missed Memory: tending bar at Zanzibar Blue - the BEST times
Completely random thought: I care about Britney Spears. Really I do. And about her baby. And about her husband. And about her husband's rap career. And about her new baby. And about her old baby's first words. And about her hair makeover. And about her driving in the car with her baby strapped onto the windshield or whatever that was. And about her husband having a body guard when he ventures out to 7-11 for a fucking twinkie at 2 in the got damned morning. And about the two of them having separate hotel rooms while on vacation in the Virgin Islands. And about the irony of the two of them vacationing in a place called the "Virgin Islands". And more, yes, MORE pics of her pregnant and smoking! I can't get enough.
Pepsi or Coke: don't care
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither - Boston Market, son - Corey Oz: "I think I will ha..." cashier interrupts: "The chicken!"
Single or Group Dates: depends on the occassion
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: don't care
Chocolate or Vanilla: the former
Cappuccino or Coffee: the former
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: me? the light stuff like 'shit' and 'DAYUM' sure, the hard stuff only when I'm "excited"
Do you Sing: my producer will tell you, there's a reason why I write the songs and not sing them
Do you Shower Daily: would you think less of me if I said "no"? (j/k, you believe me... right? )
Have you Been in Love: yes, twice - Latinas will be my undoing, I swear
Closest Celebrity Personality Match: Wayne Brady, bitches.
Do you want to go to College: been there, good times. I need to finish though
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you believe in yourself: absofreakinlutely
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: yup
Are you a Health Freak: some might say I am
Do you get along with your Parents: absolutely, where else would I do my laundry?
Do you like Thunderstorms: don't care much
Do you play an Instrument: I wish I had the patience to learn piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes, nothing serious
In the past month have you Smoked: never
In the past month have you been on Drugs: never
In the past month have you gone on a Date: okay I was fine with myself - by myself - until you brought it up!
In the past month have you gotten any "action": who the made up these questions?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: don't think so
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: do Thin Mints count?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: o yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: sadly, no
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
Ever been Drunk: 5 times...ever
Ever been called a Tease:
Ever been Beaten up: years of therapy have sponged those dark grade school days from my mind, thank you very much!
Ever Shoplifted: like...ever? in life?
How do you want to Die: honorably
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: bigger than my body
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia (I hear they heart black men) and Africa (for the culture)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: *shrug*
Favourite Hair Color: *shrug*
Short or Long Hair: preferably long
Height: preferably, shorter than me
Weight: depends
Best Clothing Style: *shrug*
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: maybe 10 or 15. Now go ahead and ask me how many songs I have downloaded
Number of Piercings: zero
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many...
Turn Ons: confident, sensual, fun loving conversationalists ...with big boobs
Turn Offs: being picked apart for being single. Apparently "God's Will" is not good enough. Also - sycophants, parasites, pessimists and haters; I don't have time for the negativity.
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