Rudy Ascott

Ants

Today I grabbed an opened bag of chips from my darkened pantry, and proceeded to eat handful after handful. Nearing the end of the bag, I paused to change the channel and noticed several ants on the c...
Posted by Rudy Ascott on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:28:00 PST

Props to all ya all

Lately, I've been making some pretty decent inroads into the comedy scene. Check out my profile, three shows coming up and I'm MCing at Cork on Monday (be there). The whole thing seems like a snowball...
Posted by Rudy Ascott on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:48:00 PST

More then you want to know about me OR Thank god my parents don't have MySpace

Hello true believers! Recently someone asked me if I have any fetishes, to which I replied "No, I just like fucking. Isn't that enough?" But then I thought to myself "Why don't I have any fetishes?"...
Posted by Rudy Ascott on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 08:31:00 PST

Six pack

It has occurred to me that I am quite thin. This wouldn't normally trouble me so, but I seem to be lacking rock hard abs. This sucks. I have no alternative but to work out every day until I have said ...
Posted by Rudy Ascott on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 03:23:00 PST