Obamas a Post Turtle |
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher whose hand got caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.Eventually the topic got...
Posted by BUY LAND. They're not making anymore. on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:16:00 PST |
Free Kittens |
Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign 'FREE KITTENS' next to them.
Suddenly a long line of big...
Posted by BUY LAND. They're not making anymore. on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 01:27:00 PST |
Politically Correct Man Talk |
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. ...
Posted by BUY LAND. They're not making anymore. on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:16:00 PST |
Bull Mating - A Life Lesson |
My wife and I went to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said;
'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST...
Posted by BUY LAND. They're not making anymore. on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:29:00 PST |
Global Warming and Southern California |
Global warming test and Southern California Weather update (edit/delete)
A friend just forwarded this to me and it's a pretty interesting short quiz. It's only 10 questions, very educational - ...
Posted by BUY LAND. They're not making anymore. on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 06:07:00 PST |
Americans with No Abilities Act |
The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)WASHINGTON , DC May 2nd, 2009After relentless hours in her first 100 days working on the economy, President Hillary Clinton and the Democratic Co...
Posted by BUY LAND. They're not making anymore. on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:18:00 PST |
Stress Management |
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A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "How ...
Posted by BUY LAND. They're not making anymore. on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 08:14:00 PST |
Why more Americans don’t own elephants |
The only reason most American families don't own an elephant is because they've never been offered one with no money down and easy monthly payments.
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Posted by BUY LAND. They're not making anymore. on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 06:41:00 PST |
When’s The Right Time To Buy? |
We just finished a board retreat trying to plan around the changing real estate market in Southern California. In addition to trying to guide our Association, we are all Realtors and investors ourselv...
Posted by BUY LAND. They're not making anymore. on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 02:16:00 PST |
Spin Doctors or Objective Observers - Our Real Estate Market |
RISMEDIA, Jan. 3, 2008-The latest news on the real estate front was either calmly reassuring or deeply alarming, depending on your point of view.
The lead paragraph on the National Association of Real...
Posted by BUY LAND. They're not making anymore. on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 01:22:00 PST |
