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Darla

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About Me


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I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be? My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends-- It gives a lovely light! -Edna St. Vincent Millay****I don’t believe in traffic laws, vegetables, or the current presidential administration. I was born 23 years late. I started drinking beer at five. Years old. If I was a song it would be sung by Billy Holiday. I always have dirt under my fingernails. And chapped lips. Every good day of my life has started out with Count Chocula. Two things that I love: my boys and hot cocoa w/ Bailey’s Irish Cream. I quit drinking yesterday so I can learn how to breakdance. This is something like the seventh time. I’ll keep you posted. I wear push-up bras and red lipstick. I drive fast and laugh loud. I can’t blame anyone but myself most of the time. I wish I could teach my laundry to do itself. People always think I’m Asian. I am preoccupied with death and dying. This doesn’t make me different, just dumb. I was the general of an army in a past life, a Celtic mystic that studied in a pagan school of magic, an artist obsessed with painting trees, a housewife that was stabbed to death by her husband, and the last surviving member of a party that froze to death in the wilderness. Things I wanted to be when I grew up: an astronaut, a veterinarian, a doctor. Things I have been: a secretary, a sales clerk, a journalist. I always come in first, second, or third. I’m the most selfish person I know. Everybody seems to know someone who looks just like me. Most people are full of blood and bones… however, I think I might be a peach on the inside. I take everything seriously. Especially parties and dancing. I’m a hapless romantic. I collect tea pots and scarves. I would give anything to be able to have conversations with old photographs.****

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Don't bother messaging me if your intentions are anything but platonic. I'm just not that into you. You're wasting my time. And yours. Sorry to be so misanthropic... But, frankly, I just don't have the patience.

Music:

yes

Movies:

Mostly samurais (Akira Kurosawa) and mobsters. Classics (pre-color). Tarantino. Troma. And...

Television:

Sux

Books:

Aldous Huxley. Alice Walker. Allen Ginsberg. Carlos Castaneda. Charles Bukowski. e.e. cummings. Edna St. Vincent Millay. Emily Dickinson. Ernest Hemingway. Hunter S. Thompson. Jack Kerouac. Kurt Vonnegut. Maya Angelou. Robert Frost. Sherman Alexie. Sylvia Plath. Thich Nhat Hanh. Tom Robbins. Truman Capote. Walt Whitman. William Faulkner. William S Burroughs. Zora Neal Hurston. that's a start....

Heroes:

Too numerous to list.

My Blog

my dog went to jail

i let her out this morning and she got thrown in the pound. i had to go bail her out. i thought about leaving her in overnight to teach her a lesson. i couldn't do it to her, though. they have to...
Posted by Darla on Wed, 09 May 2007 04:16:00 PST

when i drink a lot of tequila i turn into a muppet

two dreams. one from years ago. i made love to a white wolf. it became very possesive of me and wouldn't stop grabbing my wrist with it's teeth. dream two. night before last. i was dating t...
Posted by Darla on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:24:00 PST

I want to tell you a story (thanx Buddy)

Laney's hair was long and red. Her body was just then what it was supposed to be. We were eighteen. She was the neighbor's daughter, raised on the back of a Harley. One afternoon, we ate some of her d...
Posted by Darla on Wed, 02 May 2007 09:12:00 PST

It's Official

"Now he would never write the things that he had saved to write until he knew enough to write them well." - Hemingway I'm moving to Savannah in July. Amber is going, too. We'll stop off there soon to ...
Posted by Darla on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:04:00 PST

what was, what is, what will be

just returned from nashville, where i stayed at johnny cash's cabin with some new friends. played horseshoes, went hiking, drank like a fish... stopped by beale street on the way home. and sun studio...
Posted by Darla on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:26:00 PST

three seconds

 i dyed my hair teal. i've decided to be catholic this year. i'm going to nashville on sunday. i broke up with mio ragazzo italiano. i work too much. i once was a monster. i have a hangover. max'...
Posted by Darla on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:42:00 PST

i want to write something

but i really don't have anything to say just now. EXCEPT would you believe i watched a student from the other art school give himself an enema with the help of several of his fellow students who were ...
Posted by Darla on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 03:04:00 PST

I live on a Greek island...

~Life is good.A little about it? Well... I live on the opposite side of the bay from school. I have a bike that I ride through town, across the beach (all the beaches are topless), I drop the bike at ...
Posted by Darla on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 02:01:00 PST

(in my perfect world)

I've decided I only like about...mmm... 10 percent of humanity. With a very slight margin for error. Of course... could just be PMS. At any rate... I am displeased... and being t...
Posted by Darla on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 06:34:00 PST

projectile vomit and dead bodies

some of you might think the title of this blog is a clever subterfuge to attract attention to a blog that has little or nothing to do with the subject line. then, there are those of you tha...
Posted by Darla on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:00:00 PST