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Borat

GREAT SUCCESS!

About Me

Hello American friend. What what what! My name is Borat. Like English Barry, but people call me Steve. I was born on July 30, 1972 in Kuçzek, Kazakhstan. Son of Asimbala Sagdiyev and Boltok the Rapist, who is also my maternal grandfather. Yes. A year ago I come to England and make many reportings. It is nice. I like. I am, in home country of Kazakhstan, sixth MOST famous man!!!! Yes. You American people you like very much and make me a Golden Globe. I like.My brother Bilo has a small head but very strong arms. He have 204 teeth (193 in mouth 11 in nose)! You can do anything to him - he do not remember nothing! He is a sex crazy ... all day long he in his cage look on porno & rub rub rub!

My Interests

Sexy intercourse. News reporting. My large khram. It is nice!

I'd like to meet:

American Women! Wow Wow Wee Waa! But I will CRUSH you if you do the cheat.

Music:

In home country of Kazakhstan, I play in band. Lead asatayak. It is nice.A Kazakh folk "noise" musical instrument. It is wooden staff or rod over one meter high. (Like my sexy part! Ha HAA!) The top of the rod is with head which hear multiform metal pendants, - it is that they produce the sound by movement.

Movies:

Opens TODAY!

Television:

MTV Europe Music Awards, Da Ali G Show

Books:

Kama Sutra

Heroes:

YOU! Sexy American. Joseph Stalin.

My Blog

For my friends

Wow wow wee waa! I am feel a confusion. You want an add Borat to you as friends, but -- some of you who want to add you say that you hate the TV. But why? How do you know me, Borat Sagdiyev? ...
Posted by Borat on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 12:10:00 PST