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Dirté Dog

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About Me

Life is my dreams slowed down. I am brutally honest and a blatant liar because if we should be anything, we should be brutally blatant a One Percenter through and through. I am a non-traditionalist. In other words, fuck you to everyone that came before me. I consider partying a job because partying is hard, especially when you party hard. I am an autodidact and do most of my best work/writing at four in the morning, while smoking lots of cigarettes. I feel that my mind is most clear at those times. This is probably because I hate people and is also why i want to become a journalist. i want to prove to people that people are crazy. also because i find people crazy and interesting and dare i say it, beautiful at the same time. i just can't understand how they get themselves into the messes that they create, but i guess that is what happens when your life is "divorced from cause and effect." - Microserfs, but i guess having said that means that my cause may not have any effect. oh and I'm a little bit country and whole lotta rock n roll. Allow me to illustrate ........
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My Interests

hot adenoids, females that work at in and out, kicking and/or eating rocks, cheap sunglasses, monkeys, vinyl, Anti-Matter (yeah right, i wish i could understand that shit.) and www.joshspear.com,

I'd like to meet:

All Major Political Players (yes, that means Cheney, and Hitler), Johnny Cash, Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, Rob Courdery, Seinfeld, Larry David, Sacsha Baron Cohen, The Real Kramer (Kenny Kramer, NY), Diocletian. As for babes, i like the one's that weren't popular in highschool and just kinda cute, but then hit college and now they are bangin'and don't even know it. Clean, Charismatic and Curious. and i met her and she is awesome.

Music:

stones, ac/dc, def lep, van halen not van hargar, golden earing, guns n roses, zepplin, ccr, black sabath, zz top, skynard, foreigner, pat benitar, the cars, styx, slayer, journey, the byrds, dire straits, cheap trick, boston, fits, cash, luca turilli, Daughters, dream theater, mars volta, Iron Maiden, The Strokes, Muse, Air, 311, At the Drive-in, MC Chris, Lucero, Bucket Head, Dillinger, The Faint, The White Stripes, The Red Light Sting, Underoath, Triple Six Mafia, Outkast, 60 Watt Kid, my favorite one hit wonder band is Manfred Mann's Earth Band with "Blinded by the Light", The Black Keys

Movies:

hero, the cable guy, anything mel brooks, the jerk, swingers, dusk till dawn, Bubba Ho-tep, pee wee's great adventure, bottle rocket, big lebowski, salton sea, doom generation, any david lynch, V for Vendeta, the last house on the left,

Television:

Daily Show, The Colbert Report (double silent T's), Conan O'Brian, Chappelles show, Family Guy, Simpsons, Futruama, Sienfeld, Curb Your Enthusiams, Sex in the City, Six Feet Under, trigger happy TV, the state, Harvey Birdman, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Brak Show, Home Movies, Da Ali G show, Stella, Strangers with Candy, Mr. Show, Reno 911, Samuri Pizza Cats, Battle Toads, Pete and Pete, Salute Your Shorts, basically I'm in love with Viacom. And sunday morning cartoons, oh and HBO is adictive.

Books:

Non-Fiction: autobiography of Johnny Cash,Guns Germs and Steel,Ticking Time-bomb, Hunter S. Thompson Fiction: the stranger, zen and the art of motor cycle maintenance, A Confederacy of Dunces, Microserfs, America the Book: Democracy Inaction, Breakfest of Champions, Jail Bird, Al Franken books, The Devils Dictionary, Murder of Angels, Woody Allen, Kafka,

Heroes:

Johnny Cash, Pete Townsend, Slash, Bucket Head, Mich Jagger, Keith Moon, Jimmie Page, Robert Plant, Mike Portnoy, Chris Rock, John Stewart, Demetri Martin, "When I learned the word onmnicient, i said to myself, yes, now i am one step closer.",

My Blog

We are Wolves at the Prospector Feb 4th write up

Canadian Wolf Packs Attack! WE ARE WOLVES Totally Owns Long Beach Monday night was a good night in Long Beach. M for Montreal put on an excellent show at The Pro...
Posted by Dirté Dog on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:18:00 PST

My OC Weekly show write up for the Butt Rockin Boat Party

Butt Rockin' Boat Ride on 02/08 Posted by Janine Kahn in live review February 11, 2008 1:58 AM Permalink | Comments (0) Long Beacher Je...
Posted by Dirté Dog on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:17:00 PST

Butt Rock Boat Party

Punk Rock on the High Seas: A Mika Miko/Bad Parents Review After we poured half a fifth of whiskey into our tanks, we were ready to board the Rocket Boat. The Ro...
Posted by Dirté Dog on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:58:00 PST

The Elements of a Truly Great Album

    The Elements of a Truly Great Album: Why "We Were Dead Before the Ship even Sank" is a Truly Great album title.    The making of a truly great album and band is a very d...
Posted by Dirté Dog on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:56:00 PST

Everything

Music ties the inherent mathematics of life and the beautiful things that spring forth from the it together in such a way that one who can understand the building blocks of the universe and time can b...
Posted by Dirté Dog on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:42:00 PST

The Telescoping Effect of Creation

Through a series of systems God created the universe and mankind.  Through a series of systems Man created SIMS.
Posted by Dirté Dog on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:26:00 PST

Call Sick on Friday 2-1-07

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Posted by Dirté Dog on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 03:21:00 PST

Patrice's Birthday Dance Party

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Posted by Dirté Dog on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:00:00 PST

Murder of Labels

replace the word lesbian and you can use this for any label. Exerpt from "Murder of Angels" Exerpt from "Outside the Vicious Circle: A Converstation with Daria Parker" ( Women Who Rock, March 2002: p...
Posted by Dirté Dog on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 03:29:00 PST

getting out of sticky situation

it's not that i dont trust you, i do. it's that i don't trust myself.
Posted by Dirté Dog on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 12:12:00 PST