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Saucy

What comes first? Bomblettes or Gangsta Grill?...

About Me


I love words and the power they have...dont bother me...unless you have something good to say...unless you actually read...unless you have a perception of inner beauty...unless you find conversation erotic...unless you're a smidgen enlightened & touched with a bit of freakinesss...gettit ? put your thesaurus down, don't bother me unless you have a poets soul...
I'm beyond busy, I think I've gone way past grindin' and pushin into gnashin and shoving...BUT, I love that my life is so full and the happier I get the more intense the activities get...Thank you to my friends and associates for keeping me in mind and keeping my feet on some musical, creative and social ground...

IF YOU INSIST ON TELLING PEOPLE THAT YOU ARE AN EIGHTH, A QUARTER, OR ANY PERCENTAGE FILIPINO --- IT is SPELLED FILIPINO OR EVEN PILIPINO NOT PHILIPINO...I DON'T KNOW WHO YOUR MOMMA/LOLA IS BUT I'D LIKE TO SLAP HER FOR CREATING VAGINAL DISCHARGE LIKE YOU. MY LOLA CAN BEAT YOUR LOLA

My Interests

my dope ass godbebes

narcissistic beauty...
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torturing the comfortable, comforting the disturbed and diggin on fast things...poking at hopping little hobbits with an electric cattle prod...maintaining my current skills and developing new ones...being boring in this world we live in is inexcusable...i like the broken & i love the whole...only in humility can i improve...---i'm addicted to seduction... i love the sweet innocent eyes of the truly naive... i dig bitter things...i dig those who are dark inside... i walk with the wind on my back so keep up. --- i'm rarely mistaken and i don't bother to lie. i don't like anyone enough to protect their emotions so why lie and sugarcoat anything???
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i'm callin the cops on your ass - you know who you are

ur tickets in the mail

ps) i love M A T C H A tea - hard style in a japanese bowl. Only Ceremonial Matcha Nishi - not that bullshit at Starbizzos that has melon syrup.

don't bother...i am alternately disgusted and in love with humanity. don't bother... i enjoy being a cocooniere yet i find myself invited to stuff. don't bother...i'm so overworked that once i'm out of the shop details escape me. don't bother...i won't be seduced i'm bitter like a shot of white ginseng. don't bother... i take my steak medium rare with a pat of butter, those sweet things you say are wasted. don't bother...i've left.
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adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

People on some GROWN FOLKS SHIT

Mannerless people in a dark corner with my trusty Nakiri steel

and... uh...

I wanna meet running screeching shit topped kids

...someone who makes me wanna quit my pimpin'...


...someone who makes me smile for no reason at all...

...someone whose eyes speak of forever...

...the person who invented biko...

...the man who's kisses make me say HOT DAYUUUM...

...those who create not destroy...

...real people not cubic zirconia personalities...

...those who feel loyalty and love...

...those who make me blush a little...

...innovators not common denominators...

...minutae not the masses...

I don't scuff my shoes on sluts --- so my heels are hater free..


Music:


Epademik

Joseph Jojo Torres

he says i don't even know house anymore bwaaa hahahahhahhaa, foo.

Rustique

Cool Calm Pete

Grapla and Ciphurphace

those local and not so local independent dudes Grimey, Antedote, and Glue Oh my! Sprinkle me with some Sunspot Jonz and there's always room for Chubb Rock: Catchy Stuff & not so Catchy Stuff, Lauren Hill & other things both burned and bought.

K-os ...

and Miss Nina...

so don't you get fresh with me...

Movies:

sometimes life is more fun than the movies...

Remix...

April's Turtle is Hella Westcoast

Eating Out Isn't So Strange Ain't Gotta Spare NO Change For the Mentally Deranged

Throwin' it Down in Tempetown

Television:



OTP Crew for Life if you can't bow down get outta town...

Around the World Girl

Friends - My version

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Pinay Vision Is Better than Television.

Books:

The Art of making BOMBLETTES instead of OMELETTES...

Collectin' Game As a Saucy Naughty Chef Girl

How to pack Leftovers PROPERLY for Your Friends...

You Ain't Gangsta, you had a Gangsta Benefactor

*insert Whack photo here*

How to Saucy it UP with the Sauce

Saucy Smoothies with S'ake

Funky Family Grubbin

Heroes:

the 90 somethin year old lady who comes into the shop 5x a week and buys herself a treat...she still has the lightfooted gait of a young girl and the sweet smiling enjoyment of childhood - i hope she lives forever...

02/2006 update: she now has a boyfriend at 90 something...

12/2006 update: the Ferraro's...who still go on dates after decades together and share an ice cream...

01/2007: those who still hold hands in the sunshine...

04/2007: Women who came from so little and became so much, through their OWN grindage not that of a man...

06/2007: Those who work hard, play hard and love harder

My Blog

Treats and Truths

Treat. I got myself a treat.  The Betsey Johnsons in Green with the matching pants.  Coz I deserve it and nice shoes just have a certain fit. Truths. This morning Katie and I carpooled to w...
Posted by Saucy on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 03:33:00 PST

So You Want It and You Wanna Eat It

  Some bitches... Some "bitches" want their cake and to eat it too. The other night Julian came home from playin' some tournament poker.  He does this 2 or 3 times a week.  He mentione...
Posted by Saucy on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 06:49:00 PST

Sometimes It’s Cool To Be White...

...Sometimes It's Cool To Be White...IF you are pretty, like an albino peacock.  ...
Posted by Saucy on Thu, 22 May 2008 06:57:00 PST

Still The Hookup Queen

...Still the Hookup Queen... Some East Indian folks believe that if you consume a bit of honey and then ask for something you will have a honey-ed tongue and no one will be able to refuse anythin...
Posted by Saucy on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:51:00 PST

Ain’t Nothin’ But a Cake Thang Baby...

I am so lucky to be extraordinarily busy... Right after the NYC trip we jumped into work and Julian switched to a new job (yay!)...More recently.  His Mama met my Mama. My Mom and GodMommy are ...
Posted by Saucy on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:55:00 PST

hello kitty strikes again

Okay Kitty Krazy...that’s what the world is... Here is a pic of Wendy Lee’s Birthday Cake. I guess I’ll just keep makin’ cake  ...
Posted by Saucy on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:14:00 PST

Busy Bein Bonkers...

I know I’ve been busy for a long minute... Cakes Take My Time Then you got Birthday Goodies Julians: Gya’s Wendy... Photo Missing of the Hello Kitty Cake that Grime conceptualized and...
Posted by Saucy on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:09:00 PST

Burnout Recovery...

I've been trying to get some downtime for the last few days...meaning when I'm not at work I'm not takin' on any other projects.  It's been excellent to relax...I realized that I'm just burnt bec...
Posted by Saucy on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 10:04:00 PST

Wedding Cake Break...

I've been taking a break from doing wedding cakes.  A week before Christmas Bryan H the Sculptor  called me to tell me that his Mom needed a cake last minute...So despite all my work stuff a...
Posted by Saucy on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:07:00 PST

Christmas Recap 2007

Everyone knows that Christmas is already bonkers for me since I have a lot of cake making and what not to do and I work all the way up to Christmas Eve. While I was at work Julian picked up the veggie...
Posted by Saucy on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:38:00 PST