Boom Boom

1/2 Japanese & 1/2 Scottish. I am taller than you. I'm sick but I'm pretty. I am Asian not Oriental, yes, there is a difference. I am far too old for this website... and no I don't want to chat. I am dangerously opinionated and silly. I'd much rather journey within a meandering benevolence although some perceive it as sheer apathy; I assure you I am not. I am fluent in two languages: English and Sarcasm. I must answer all rhetorical questions. I have a delicate balance between selfishness & selflessness. I'm an imperfectionist. I am constantly erect with emotion. I'm the friend that always sticks up for you, makes you laugh by making fun of herself and says the things others wish they had the guts to say. I recycle like there's no tomorrow... oh wait, there is no tomorrow. I am sometimes dyslexic with numbers and anything interesting you have to say about yourself. I constantly contradict myself but it's OK; I'm having a lot of fun with it... you should too. I have ADD, so please pardon my mess. I like to drive fast so get the fuck out of my way. My absent-mindedness should strike you as very endearing- I usually forget that I've forgotten. I am really suspicious of people who like black jelly beans. My complexity is often mistaken for antagonism. I embrace young spirits with old souls. Your tattoos and piercings do not impress me. I play a mean game of darts. I am named after a 1970's TV sitcom. My mind is a vortex of flying colors. I have inconceivable moments of clairvoyance. I recently learned the importance of shutting up. My thoughts are rapid yet completely random.....
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.....I've wicked insights pertaining to absolutely nothing. I am one of those neurotic dog people. I'm floating aimlessly above you that's why you cannot see me. I get weepy-eyed when I see roadkill... seriously. I know how to please your ego. I am a bit reclusive yet can appreciate when I am the center of attention. My greatest victory to date is transforming all of my life's misery into pure sarcastic wit. I strive to live my life with conviction rather than conformity. I am obsessed with my mother's death. I'm a documentary geek. I never step on ant piles. I respect anyone who plays a decent game of chess. I watch you when you're not looking. I'll interfere with your gravity... if you're lucky enough. I do not seek to conform but to relish the thought of skipping to my own beat. My audacity is one of many virtues. I can smell your lies and those of which you haven't spoken yet. I have this tendency to manifest my own fears into reality, in turn, conquering them & patting myself on the back thinking I did something great for myself and humanity.

I believe the Media is about as accurate as The Bible. If you continue with your selective vision... only seeing what you want to see or allowing others to influence you against your better judgment... if you continue to make decisions based on the general consensus without your own common sense or logical intuition... if you stop seeking the truth or worse, not even give a fuck anymore then Humanity is doomed ......................... and it will be all your fault.
I speak DARWIN causing a wretched allergic reaction to JESUS (oh come on, that's funny). I believe our higher power is this Universe... and we as humans do not have the capacity to conceptualize its grandeur. A firm believer in separation of Church and State. The last thing I need is for some higher power or politician vowing to save me from my own life. Believe me, any successes or failures I shall attain will be from my own accord... and just when you think you've figured me out, you realize you've failed to see my complexity and capacity to change. Did I mention I'm a narcissist, too?
I'd like to become more proactive with my time... proactivity in a capacity that will be advantageous for both myself and those around me... to stop living on the surface with those who are drunk with greed and self-absorption... to seek clarity with diligent fortitude... and learn to appreciate all lessons in humility.
p.s. I am full of shit.
And hey you... buy cage-free eggs, goddamn it.
"Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity" ~Horace Mann STYLE COSTS NOTHING. FASHION IS FOR FAKES.
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