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About Me

The web is full of poop. We're not the only ones out here. There's a lot of stuff that PoopReport could do, except it's already been done elsewhere on the web. As a Poo Portal, it's our responsibility to direct the Poo Connoisseur to as much Poo-related information as we can.

My Interests

Smearin poo everywhere, clumping, stinkin up the room, making piles, playing dead snake, pretending to be a slug, spraying, plopping, swimming, floating, sinking, screaming, watching TV

I'd like to meet:

MyGen Profile Generatorpeople who don't flush and Mr. Hankey

Music:

sounds from the butthole, farts, pee-pee drips

Movies:

The thunder from down under

Books:

(not shown)where did I come from?, Smells of the world, the book of hot naked poo.

My Blog

music to poop to

something to help relax you so you can take that morning dump Enjoy! ~ Happy Turd ~...
Posted by happy turd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How to poop at work

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP ...
Posted by happy turd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

different types of farters

What Kind Of Farter Are You? * Vain: You love the smell of your own farts. * Amiable: You love the smell of other people's farts. * Proud: You think your farts are exceptionally fine. *...
Posted by happy turd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST