WAIT DONT GO! i can see youre only interested in the excpetionally rare. i think then youd be most rewarded to consider ME ...do not be fooled by my commonplace gay man appearence. like so many things its not what it outside but what is inside that counts. i'm no ordinary GAY MAN! i once changed the course of a frienship based website's life, a website that like myself was more than what it seemed. a diamond in the rough
oprah is to céline as ashley is to kyle
you may call me céline if you so wish. i hope to explore the galaxy in a winnebago with a gang of mutated animals. i'm a hard core transformers fan. blaah blaah blaah, your mom. if you would like to know more, rent the movie "chinatown"...
"you can follow your heart, but what do you do when someone breaks it"
pour pour pour you nasty stupid ... weather!
I am a panty liner! I WILL ADSORB YOU!
ive always been a fan of crustaceans
are you stupid or do you just have a small penis?
gives a lot of boner, gives TOO MUCH boner!
THIS PLUNGER SUCKS ASS!!!
DADA DO DO!!
she is ASSMO, Queen of the ass people!!
im SO GLAD she got the operation!
my fingers bleeding! well thats high adventure!
WHATS WRONG WITH THE CROTCH?!
it looks like snot, eeeew! and it feels like snot!
can you understand a fairytale in fairyland
kyle: i hate vaginas because they are so carnivorous!
riah: my vagina itsn't carnivorous, its a herbevore!
kyle:oh.. excuse me!
ill never understand straight men...
i was raised in nepal by indian elephants. its was akward breast feeding, but i can blow up a tire in seconds.watch out coz ill surprise you! i love laughing till it makes you pee, making stupid jokes, and jokes so long and drawn out that the last years on end. i love just creating stuff, drawing on emotions. such as my poetry, my abrupt film career (?), or singing, or being the "scary one". singing is really the best thing in the world. my eyes are brown, green, blue, yellow and gray. my transformer obsession has gone deep. as of (sept 3 2007) i have 689 tf's. my wierdness can not be explained fully, and thus cannot be understood. only the brave will try. i love love love chocolate and creamy peanut butter. one day i will bathe in chocolate. i swear to you i will. current mantra: life is what happens when you are making other pants! anytime im in the middle of a story something will come to me and puff i just need to let it out. well if im feeling good. my "interests" section has a nice list of the things in life that bring my great joy. i frequentally talk about moms and their penises... and oh oddly enough eveything comes down to rod stewart. and oh sweet lord i am addicted to chapstick! it follows me around like some gopher. people say that i have more energy than the average person, so it is rather humorous when i get hyper! but i have been mellowing down the past year, all that maturity by the quart in every vein. celine dion is my idol, do not question me! i really dont know what i want to do with my life, i do enjoy my writing, many people want me to persue that. but we will see. i love cher's fashion, well her in general.
follow this you bitches!
dont get me wrong. i have a dark side too. i have this weird obsession with death. it sneaks it way into most of my peotry actaully, here is a quote "i told chez it wasn't about death, but now that i type it out, it does have deathly overtones... hm, go figure." yes, death is ... interesting... i think it shows us what we should be doing with out lives. you can read a little more in my graveyard blog. schizophrenia is interesting too! the mind breaking down is the most amazing thing. which brings me to one of my favorite paintings...
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my freind wrote this peom about ME! "Ode to Your Mother" © 2004 Kimberly
H e s p e a k s s u c h s o o t h i n g t o n e
E y e s w r a p p e d o f s i l v e r a n d g o l d
G i g g l i n g a b o u t n o o t h e r
T h a n a n o d e t o y o u r m o t h e r .
H i g h c l a s s s t y l e
O n l y y o u , o h d e a r K y l e
R o u n d a b o u t t h e r a v i o l i s t h a t s m o t h e r
F o r a n o d e t o y o u r m o t h e r .
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I'M MR. MOUSE!
apparently im AUGHRA too!
you look like gelfling! you smell like gelfling! maybe you are gelfling! ... dont know... dont know!...its the END of THE WORLD! or the beginning... BOISHA BOISHA BOISHA
my latest and greatest incranate of myself, as i am told, is ol' jack!...
here is part of my favorite french song translated, "dans un autre monde" by song by céline: And too bad for me, and too bad for us
I could have stayed where the wheel turns, where everything is soft
Me I didn't have the choice, it was hitting everywhere
The world is at your door and is making fun of the locks
Rendez-vous in another world or in another life
When the nights will be longer longer than my nights
And dying, dying, but of living and of desire
Rendez-vous when I will have eaten my appetites
you know its wierd, its like ive lost myself in myself. like my self could possibly be that large. but i suppose it is. and ive learned a lot very quickly. about how i react and tendencies and oh well everything i put my faith in, figuring out the reasons why i stop believing. but im working on fixing that. and its about time. ive lost too much and now i want to fight to get it back. i have to. im now taking care of many things that should have taken care of ages ago. and im proud, and you should be too. im rediscovering all the reasons why you all should love me, youd be a fool not too.
Stitch just heard that chesney and I are learning how to cook!
SLIDE SHOW! these are a few of my favorite things!
I had a boyfriend like that once, very quiet always thinking! Ends up he was a propane tank. Explains a lot. I miss him
SITES
www.celinedion.com
www.transformersmovie.com
www.sorryeverybody.com
www.depression.com
www.commondreams.org
