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About Me

This layout was made by Hot Layouts! Hot-lyts.com "I've tried being punctual, but the things that make me late are too strong, and too pleasing." Marilyn Monroe I'm just the crazy little girl with the crazy little curls trying not to throw my art out the window every day. C really is for Chesney. That's my name. I've considered marrying Kenny Chesney just to be named Chesney Chesney, but otherwise we are not related.I'm a Pirish (Polish/Irish/Pirate) re-incarnation of some unknown '40s pinup girl with huge tracts of land who died tripping over her own two feet.I have a dream that one day pirate and ninja will not be judged by the title of their lifestyle, but the content of their booty. Take that one as you may.Oh, you should probably know I'm a fairy princess too. It's important to keep that in mind just in case you start sending me dirty e-mails. Because I can make your penis disappear. (Thanks for the life lessons, Lorena Bobbitt).

My Interests

Art!, Degas, Frida, Schielle, Alice Neel, Klimt, pinup art, pinup girls, Playboy art, asian boys, comics: Sandman- JTHM- Lenore- Kabuki- Tank Girl- X-men-Channel Zero- Andi Watson shtuff- indie comics, making out, video games, poetry, mom jokes, Angelina Jolie, pirates!, shiny sharp things, movies of all sorts, curly hair, stripey tights, nakedness, underwear!, boobs, chocolate, sugar, skaters, markers, piercing, tattoos, DDR!, jersey diners, vegetarianism, vegan, etc...

I'd like to meet:

...and viewers like YOU...

Music:

Movies:

Wes Anderson, Tarantino, Kubrick, Disney movies yaaay, Marilyn , Rita Hayworth, Mae West, and Bette Davis movies, Marlene Dietrich is divine, and...really bad Korean and Japanese chick flicks. Hello Won-Bin, marry me.

Television:

Conan, Family Guy, Futurama, Adult Swim in general, Scrubs, Lost, Sex and the City, Six Feet Under, Gilmore Girls (sadly)...etc,etc.

Books:

White Oleander, The Bell Jar, Choke, Fight Club, Neverwhere, The Good Body, Catcher in the Rye, Sula, Perks of Being a Wallflower, J.D. Salinger in general, ...harry potter..., Sandman series, poets: Byron, Louise Gluck, Maya Angelou, Dr. Seuss (yes he is a poet) and too many more.

Heroes:

The Rolnick. Lamb to the Chop. Frida. Degas. The Jewish Lesbian Nun Order that resurrected me. My Dingo. Catwoman. Katharine Hepburn.

My Blog

Beauty in the Break Down

Gelatinous soupClear, thick, and $3.45Foul Ghostbuster GooCreepy old man guardAn albatross to freedomMy hair shall smite theeOur Lamb to the ChopThe light in these darkest daysHail his litted assFuck ...
Posted by Chesney on Mon, 08 May 2006 11:32:00 PST

My fishy died...

His name was Gustav, and he was the effing coolest fish I ever had. I know it sounds weird. But he was really awesome. He was friendly, and weird, and pretty, and awesome. And he was soooo very happy ...
Posted by Chesney on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 01:02:00 PST

Late Night Banter

NlCI(4:21:22 AM): bah i say! NlCI(4:21:22 AM): bah! Chesney (4:21:42 AM): thats what i say too! NlCI(4:21:54 AM): lol NlCI(4:22:01 AM): we all say "bah!" Chesney (4:22:14 AM): baaaah raaaaam uuuu...
Posted by Chesney on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 01:46:00 PST

Lady Lazarus

I don't know why I deleted this from my blog (especially since I have a part of it modified in my headline), but I was going through some poetry and I remembered I used to have this posted. So natural...
Posted by Chesney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Origami

Riah and I talked, and she reminded me of this Ani song. I forgot about it, I used to listen to it frequently. Moore's ban on downloading songs sucks assmar. Ani is like my buddha! Without the belly. ...
Posted by Chesney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

When the President talks to God

When the president talks to god are the conversations brief or long? does he ask to rape our womens' rights or to send poor farm kids off to die? will the president reccomend an oil hike when the...
Posted by Chesney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Note to Georgey Porgey

Dear Dubya, I plan on gouging out your eyeballs, vomiting in their sockets, and mixing them in my pancake mix to have for breakfast, only because your brain is of no nutritional or beneficial value...
Posted by Chesney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BOSSANOVA! ...Chevy Nova?

Me in my pajamas all day + Ninja Turtles movie + Not moving for the rest of today = TOTALLY TUBULAR. I love them turtles, I do, and the rat. Michelangelo!!!! YAAA!!!! I AM EASILY AMUSED AND AM USIN...
Posted by Chesney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

billy joel is cool

and its true. he's kinda unsightly now. but he was the shit back in the day. and he still is. and if you don't appreciate that, then you ... dont appreciate it. fuck yeah. i rule.
Posted by Chesney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New oh so talented talents

Someone needs to teach me how to skateboard and play the drums now. DO IT BITCHeS! I can pay in chocolate. Haha. Like those chocolate coins! Geld, right? The Jewish ones. I always got it on Christm...
Posted by Chesney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST