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AgentOrange

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About Me

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My Interests

Freakouts, suicides, murders, sodomy, cannibalism, and bedwetting
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Music:

Jethro Tull

Movies:

A Man for All Seasons

Television:

Good vs. Evil

Books:

Anything by Malcolm Muggeridge, but especially "The Chronicles of Wasted Time".

Heroes:

Thomas Edison, Harry Houndini, Robin Hood, and Lawerence of Arabia! oh yeah, and Wonder Woman. What schoolboy didn't fall for her?

My Blog

Laugh Therapy

I've been attending weekly 'concurent care' meetings. They are for people diagnosised with alcoholism and depression. I thought that the group were in desperate need of a laugh, so at the 'check in' I...
Posted by AgentOrange on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 11:24:00 PST

To Toronto

I've finally escaped Vancouver. People seemed a bit puzzled as to why I wanted to go. After all, it is the best city in Canada to live. They say that on local AM Radio at least 3 times a week. On rare...
Posted by AgentOrange on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:12:00 PST

The Beloved Season

Now summer has almost left us for another year. So let's remember the beloved season with these sweet melodies! http://www.youtube.com/v/CyzsBqk8u1w" width="400" height="300" type="application/x-shock...
Posted by AgentOrange on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 03:54:00 PST

"I Think"

"I Think"I Think nerds are really a huge problemI Think geeks are too much on my mindI Think bitches have got a lot to do with why the world sucksBut what can you do?Like a muave rain, beating down on...
Posted by AgentOrange on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 04:32:00 PST

"Will to Live"

"Will to Live" I feel miserable Nerds make me ill I feel miserable Geeks tear at my foundations I feel miserable Bitches are dragging me down to the depths of misery I want to die Is it because of ...
Posted by AgentOrange on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 04:09:00 PST

Health Benefits of Smoking

 Americans still don't understand how the French eat whatever they want and live to tell about it.    I've heard that some Chinese immigrants encounter confusion, upon coming  to N...
Posted by AgentOrange on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 05:52:00 PST

AgentOrange

Readers may have wondered about the name Agent Orange. It's not a reference to the now infamous chemical defoliant used during the Viet Nam war. In fact it is based on a Clayton Rohner character, in t...
Posted by AgentOrange on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 05:29:00 PST

Pork Bellies

  My father is in a nursing home, back in Newfoundland. He has Alzheimer's Disease, and so no longer recognizes my voice over the telephone. So I find it easier to e mail him. A nurse brings him ...
Posted by AgentOrange on Tue, 30 May 2006 09:42:00 PST

Crazy Gossip Rant

Brangelina - sounds like a breakfast cereal. "Add hot water, and stir!" Xenia Seeberg - She looks like a $20 trick. Ted Kennedy wouldn't be seen with that at a grey hound track! Paris Hilton - are you...
Posted by AgentOrange on Fri, 26 May 2006 04:28:00 PST

On Any Other Day

On Any Other Day LyricsAlbum: Reggatta De Blanc CURRENT RATING: (0 votes)RATE LYRICS ~ ADD LYRICS ~-->EDIT LYRICS ~ NOMINATE LYRICS Rate me5 - Excellent4 - Very Good3 - Good2 - Fair1 - Poor  ...
Posted by AgentOrange on Fri, 19 May 2006 02:27:00 PST