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Kelowna

Burp.

About Me

The Present
My day job is DJ/Programming/Graphics/Photographer/Burper for XM Satellite Radio!
I ramble on the air via the true Canadian Alternative station THE VERGE which can be found on channel 52 on your XM radio. It also can be heard if you are flying on Air Canada! Currently catch me everyday from MidnightET to 8amET plus the occasional LiVE@TheVerge special. A full listing can be found on The Verge's MySpace .
I host an XM Radio show that broadcasts on XM82 the System called Genetic Blueprint. This program showcases industrial, EBM and Synthpop classic club tracks. You can listen to it every Friday at 2:00amET on XM82.
Web Design Darling. I am. So they say.
The Past
Places I've lived:
In Greyhound Bus Terminals
San Francisco/Silicon Valley
Santa Cruz
Albuquerque
Chicago
Detroit
Toronto
Vancouver
Charles Town, West Virginia
Vienna, Virginia
Arlington, Virginia
Jobs I've Held
* Strip Club Waitress * Bar manager * Bartender * Promoter * Nightclub Operator * BOSS * Music Director * Live DJ * Cook (a real one, not a line one) * Barista * Bagel Chick * Pool Hall Operator * Classical Animation Checker * Webmistress * Editor * Video Rental Store Chick * Champagne Room girl * Drunk * Vagabond * Grifter
I ran chiarOscuro, every Saturday night in Washington DC at The Edge Nightclub from September 2003 - December 17th 2005
http://www.chiaroscuro-dc.com/
I ran Dollhouse, the first Friday of every month in Washington DC at the Black Cat from March 2002 - December 2005
http://www.doll-house.org/

My Interests

Music, Spontaneous Road Trips/Adventures, Creative fiction/non-fictionwriting, Acting on Stage, Acting in Film, Video Editing, Radio DJing, Club DJing, Promotion, Marketing, Bartending, Mountain Biking, Hiking, Exploring, Swimming, MEWS

I'd like to meet:

Someone who doesn't shift their eyes.
Someone who obsesses.
Someone who doesn't give up.
Someone keen.
Yeah you. You know what I mean.

I am soooooooo done with perpetually negative people and blame everyone else but themselves:

GONZO
Oh, Jesus! Did you see what god just did to us?

DUKE
God didn't do that! You did it! You're a fucking narcotics agent,

I have met/know everyone that I've added as a friend. If I have not met you or don't know you it is unlikely I will add you.

Music:

No.

Movies:

I have about 300 DVDs, most are left over from chiarOscuro and they serve as background, luring me into various imaginative states.

Books:

Currently reading...
* Warped Passages: Unravelling the Mysteries of the Universe's Hidden Dimensions
* Surviving the Extremes: A Doctor's Journey to the Limits of Human Endurance by Kenneth Kamler, M.D.
* The Fabric of the Cosmos, Space. Time. andd the texture of reality by Brian Greene
* iWoz by Steve Wozniak

Heroes:

The ones that hit bottom and climbed back up.

My Blog

I Don’t Remember...

...what I did before the Internet.I really quite don't.I mean I was alive before the Internet reached me so I bloody well had to have been doing something. Likely hanging with my packs of friends unti...
Posted by Kelowna on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 03:09:00 PST

Stuck Between a Rock and a Dumb Place

Back when I was at the bar at the strip club, during the summer months, i'd bring books in with the well formed intent to read them during the down time. I also had my laptop which I'd either perch ...
Posted by Kelowna on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:46:00 PST

VOTE NOW for The Verge Music Awards!

XM Canada to host first-ever Verge Music Awards to celebrate Canadian music talentThe Verge Music Awards will give $50,000 to winners of Album of the Year and Artist of the YearVote now for your favou...
Posted by Kelowna on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:29:00 PST

Hans Reiser

For those that have been following this surreal murder mystery. http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/local&id=62506 78
Posted by Kelowna on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 08:49:00 PST

...and the cats, they fight.

I'm snapping sunflower seeds until my lips grow numb as I watch the cats tumble over each other. Flying fur and growling hisses. I just came in from dinner up in little Italy. Rode my bike up to me...
Posted by Kelowna on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 07:24:00 PST

Your Impact on Me (Thoughts Over a Cup of Tea)

The tea, of course, is something that helps with reflection. It focuses random, wayward thoughts and finds the conclusion that is more precise. Less frayed. I found myself, on my 4km run, thinking...
Posted by Kelowna on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 08:37:00 PST

Contemplations

Ruts. Retardation. Resistance. Regret.Occasionally I receive a note that Reminds me. It reminds me of Moments of Hope. It reminds me of a time where we were all in our element. It reminds me...
Posted by Kelowna on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 05:20:00 PST

Calgary Virgin Festival: Videos & Pictures

You can catch them on our website: http://www.thevergexm52.comWhile there... click through to our Flickr Page and to our YouTube page to see the video.Keep an eye out for the purple furry thing... it...
Posted by Kelowna on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 07:30:00 PST

LiVE-to-Air from the Calgary Virgin Festival!

I'll be in Calgary, Alberta from June 20th - 23rd with The Verge to take the Calgary Virgin Festival live to air! I'll be hanging out back stage with babble and on the main stage we will be bringing...
Posted by Kelowna on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:20:00 PST

The 2nd Annual NXNE "Put The Boot In" Charity Soccer Tournament

I will be playing on the media team! Watch me slippin' and a slidin' and a scorin'!. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Put The Boot InSecond Annual NXNE Soccer MatchMusic Industry VS MediaA ben...
Posted by Kelowna on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:14:00 PST